There was this couple who went to church every Sunday. And every Sunday the husband would fall asleep. The wife got tired of this, so the next week she brought a 2 inch hat pin to church with her, and every time he fell asleep she was going to poke him with it. So they are sitting in church and her husband started dozing off about the time the priest got to the part in the sermon “And who created earth in 6 days and rested on the 7th?” The wife looks over at her husband and he’s passed out. She pokes him with the needle. He jumps up and yells “Oh God almightily!” The priest says “That’s right That’s right!” As the husband sits back down rubbing his arm.
After a while he starts to doze off again. The priest gets to the part in the sermon. “And who died for all our sins?” The wife pokes him again and he jumps up yelling “Jesus Christ!” And the priest yells “That’s right That’s right!” The husband sits back down rubbing his arm and looking at his wife.
Little while later the wife looks over and he’s dozing again. The priest says “And what did Eve say to Adam after the birth of their second son?” The wife goes to poke her husband again, and all of a sudden he jumps up and yells “You stick that damn thing in me one more time I’m gunna break it off!”
After a while he starts to doze off again. The priest gets to the part in the sermon. “And who died for all our sins?” The wife pokes him again and he jumps up yelling “Jesus Christ!” And the priest yells “That’s right That’s right!” The husband sits back down rubbing his arm and looking at his wife.
Little while later the wife looks over and he’s dozing again. The priest says “And what did Eve say to Adam after the birth of their second son?” The wife goes to poke her husband again, and all of a sudden he jumps up and yells “You stick that damn thing in me one more time I’m gunna break it off!”
