I haven't done one of these in a while. Hehe!
Ok, so this is how this goes:
You diagonose yourself. With a disorder, a disease, or something. It doesn't have to be real, you can make something up. They can be phobias too. Here, watch me!
I diagnose myself with...
Compulsive Lying Disorder.I just can't help it. I have to lie. Ask me what colour the sky is. ORANGE.
See? That's all you have to do. I have looked up some common disorders and stuff for you:
Retardation. -- You're an idiot.
Obesity. -- Ew you fatty! [Hope, if you do this one I will kill you]
Pyromaniac. -- FIRE!!! [whoop that's me]
Anorexia. -- Gawd, I hope you die. EAT YOU RETARD, EAT.
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. -- Must... wash... hands.... again.
Agoraphobia. -- Oh my gawd! I need HELP. Help. WHERE IS THE HELP?
Alchoholic. -- Whoopee! One tequila, two tequila, FLOOR BABii. [you retard. maybe you'd be better off with budweiser if all you can take is two tequilas.]
Entomophobia. -- Is... that... a... FLY? OMG GET IT AWAY. -faints-
Ephebiphobia. -- Ack! Teenagers!
Eurotophobia. -- v****a! -dies-
Hehe. Those are a few. I used this webiste for the phobias:
http://www.phobialist.com/And I just googled up common disorders for the other ones. I'm pretty sure you can figure it out. Ok? Soo... it's your turn!
GO!
