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dc3ecNOTES!!!!! *take a BUNCH of ideas from Chloe's chat thingy with Kaity, it is SO funny. biggrin
"NO!!" roared Sasuke, is face flused a bright pink, and not from anger. Jumping off of the two seater and nearly smashing into the coffee table, The circle got about two feet wider as everyone shuffled to get out of the range of fire from Sasuke's rath. Temari and Tenten shuffled out of his way as Sasuke marched up to where Naruto sat, moitionless staring at the bottle, pointing menacingly, at him. Sasuke stopped inches from Naruto's shoes.
Naruto, ever so slowly.. very slowly.. looked up, at the leering Sasuke.
Naruto looked around for some sort of help. (Everyone had the experssion of i-am-a-rock cowering away from Sasuke's pressence.) Finding none, he stood up so he was level(though slightly shorter) with Sasuke and shrugged."Sor--"He began.
Sasuke's hand shot up, and he growled feircly. "Don't!!"
Naruto wimpered."Bu-"
"Eh!"
"I just!--"
"I'm so--"
"Shut UP!" Sasuke yelled, and suddenly he spun around and took several steps toward the middle of the room where the bottle was. Reaching down to pick up the bottle, His hand wrapped around the neck and pulled upwards. The bottle didn't budge."Its possesed!" Shrieked Konkuro "Somebody call an exorcist!" Gaara grabbed the bottle of booze out of his hand, and made a point of imploding it in an inpenitrable sphere of sand. Sasuke (who didn't call an excorsist) didn't even bother picking up the seemingly possessed bottle; Instead turned orribly drunk Shikamaru and the frustrated Shino. Sasuke cooly walked over to where Shino was wrestling (or trying to) the liquor out of Shikamaru's hand' but seeing Sasuke's state of hatred, he settled on roughly shoving Shikamaru off his groin and stood up. "I gotta pee." he mummbled, and bolted for the kitchen.
Shikamaru, sprawled out on the floor glanced up at Sasuke, and smiled. "What was your name again? Grape juice? lovely juice." Sasuke's lip curled into a snarl and, pointed at the intoxicated teen.
"This dunce has rigged the game!"
There was a sudden un-needed gasp from the kitchen Where Shino, Kiba, and Kakashi had taken refuge.
"Well, what do you wanna do about it?" Questioned Konkuro. "How long has he been playling with our heads?" He added with an exasperated sigh. "If Shika-kun has been doing whatever it was he was doing, the whole game then whats the point of stopping him?" Continued Ino. "Yay! Yaoi!" Squeed Sakura and Tenten together, Hinata looked mortified, and she couldn't bare the thought of her Naruto---
Sasuke was not going to steal her and Naruto's fist kiss! "I like the sound of that!" Neji added, liking the idea of revenge for the awful towl incident. Sasuke spun on the Huuga "Shut up Bright-eyes!!" Another gasp. Neji growled, and clenced his fists "Who are you calling Bright-eyes, Pink-EYE!!"
"Why you--!!" Sasuke lunged at Neji.
Neji easily side stepped him.
Sasuke backtracked. And re-lunging, tackled Neji wrestling him to the ground.
"This is better than Chunin!" Gasped Konkuro.
"I hate all of you." Gaara muttered.
The litieral 'fighting' of what to do about this sudden gay change of events blinded everyone of what was going on around them, Not noticing when Naruto decided to walk over to where the 'fight' was happening, hoping to stop his freinds from arguing. No one noticed Naruto was so busy thinking about how to explain his true love for Sasuke to pay attention to his footing. Or when Shikamaru let go of the Shadow possession jutsu when he reached for another swig of booze. No one noticed when he slipped on the saki`e bottle lieing in the center of the floor and or when he fell crashing backwards.
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"Naruto watch out!!" Screamed Tenten, the group turned away from the dramatic battle scene, Neji turned at the scream midway between knawing on Sasuke's earlobe, and Sasuke, in between yanking on Neji's long hair and strangling his leg.
Hinata glanced over at the place Tenten was pointing, and her heart skipped a beat.
Naruto fell in such a way that Hinata just had to run up from behind him and catch him in her arms, and she dove to catch him. He would fall into her arms, and he would fall in love with her, and live happily ever after.
"Oh my God! Naruto! Hinata! are you all right!?" And, just like that everyone was quiet, surrounding the scene of Hinata cradling Naruto. "Hinata?" Naruto strained to see her behind him. "Uh... Um.. Naru--" She stopped when Lee offered his hand to the stunned and wide-eyed Naruto, who gratfully took it and lifted himelf off of Hinata. Hinata's face turned scarlet, and she carefully got off the floor as well. "Naruto! Are you okay? Are you Hurt?" asked his freinds, but he wasn't listening to those voices, or thanking the shy llittle girl that had helped him. But he was listening plenty, to the raven haired boy who stood opposite of him on the other side of the room.
Sasuke's voice hitched "Watch were you step Teme!" he said, wiping his forehead with his sleeve, his dark eyes wide with concern. It was plenty clear that Sasuke had been worried when he fell, nearly flattening Hinata(FATTY). Naruto blushed when Sasuke's eyes locked with his. Hinata stumbled and nearly toppled over when she tried to walk to the couch, wanting to rest her leg, that she had knocked onto the corner of the coffee table. The three guys in the kitchen came to reunite with there friends when they heard the commotion in the other room.
Neji checked with Hinata and asked if Sakura could heal her leg. She snorted and flapped her wrist casualy. "I can do more than that?"
Sasuke and Naruto took a step towards each other. Sasuke looked away nervously, "Uh, um... Naru-" He swallowed, "-- Naruto, I think..." He took a deep breath and closed his eyes.
"I love you"
Naruto gasped, beaming a smile and flung his arms around Sasuke's neck. Sasuke grasped Naruto tightly around his waste and pressed his lips to his, kissing Naruto in a way that could only be described by making a hooker blush. Sasuke wrapped one arm tightly around Naruto's waist, the other knitting his fingers through the boy's yellow spikey hair as they kissed in a heated frenzy. Thats when any guy that was remaining in the room, fled. wahmbulance
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"Oh.My.God" Gaara squeezed the space between his not-so-present eyebrows. "When in the hell did they become a ******** couple?" Lee said while slapping his forhead with his hand as if to knock the image of Sasuke holding Naruto out of his brain. Lee was along with the other guys who(I might want to rearange tyhis sentance but i dont really know how.), after fleeing from the gayness in the living room, ran into one of the spare bedrooms that Neji had led them into. "Ahhh!! Lee! Dont EVER say that again!" Neji moaned holding his head in his hands. Kiba scratched his head and forced a smile "That is one image i dont need at the moment..."
The boys turned to the door when they heard a sudden fit of giggles leak in from the livingroom. Shino grimaced. "Why do girls take so kindly to gay guys?" He turned to Kakashi, who shrugged "Why do we think that lesbians are hot?" The boys nodded and grunted in unesion, not able to find an apropriote(Sp?sorry -.-') answer. "How long should we stay in here?" Asked Konkuro, sitting on the spare bed. "It depends on how grossed out you are with Sasuke stratlying Naruto in the love seat." Answered Neji, looking at him through his fingers (He had a major metal scaring when he wondered the same question and decided to use his beyacugan (Kill me gonk ) to check what was going on outside the room). As if on cue another wave of laughter and contented sighs gushed in from under the doorway. Konkuro cringed "I think i'll stay here a while longer..."
"Can i come out now?!" Shikamaru issued a muffled complaint from the closet opposite of the bedroom door. The room seemed to growl.
"NO!!"
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"Haha! SOO Sasuke-kun when did you ever come out of the closet? Uh, well i guess it would be more of a 'walk into the closet' because i dont know when you two fell in luuuve" Temari asked flashing a smile, while braiding a lock of Ino's cropped hair. "Er... Do i jave to answer these questions your asking me?" Sasuke forced a laugh and continued to pet Naruto's hair, his head resting on his shoulder. Naruto giggled "I wonder when the rest of the guys will come out of the closet." Jabbing a thumb in the direction of the spare bedroom. The girls broke into bubbly fits of laughed.
Sakura dozed on Tenten's shoulder, a bubble of spittle forming on the tips of her lips, the liquor slowly catching up with her. "Should i do something about her?" Tenten asked, softly pushing her off and placing her head on a pillow from the couch. "Naw, she's gonna wake up later." Ino waved her hand, in a not-to-worry motion. "Or, she will-- We do have cold water in the house dont we?" Ino smiled deviously(murdered the spelling.) Tenten looked shocked at Ino's sugestion. Temari stopped Braiding Ino's air to give her a high five. Sasuke laughed evily, "Hinata? What do you think about cold water?" Sasuke turned to where Hinata was sitting quietly.
 BloodyRose96 · Sun Mar 08, 2009 @ 02:55am · 1 Comments |
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