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xxPoisonedRosexx
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My Favorite Jokes!<3
Okay here are my favorite jokes that I LOVE~

Okay a little boy wanted to take a shower with his mother.
His mother told him not to look down or up.
The little boy looked up and said "Mommy what is that?"
The mother replied "Those are my headlights."
The little boy looked down and asked "Mommy what is that?"
The mother replied "That is my garden"
The next day the little boy wanted to take a shower with his Dad.
His dad told him not to look down.
The little boy did and said "Daddy what is that?'
The dad answered "That is my snake"
One day the little boy walked in when the dad and motehr where having sex.
The little boy yelled "MOMMY! MOMMY! TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS THERE IS A SNAKE IN YOUR GARDEN!!!"

XDD

Okay there was three guys. Two were smart and 1 was dumb.
The where stranded on a desert island and they had 3 wishes from a Genie.
The first smart one said "I wish I was back home in Illinois."
The second smart one said "I wish I was back home in Canada."
The dumb on wished for "I wish I had my friends back."

LOL (I'd hate that happening to me)

Okay there were three girls, one was blonde, one had black hair, and the other was brunette. They were being chased by cops and there where three stores The Pig Store, The Cow Store, and The Lay's Potato Chip Company Store. The brunette ran into the pig store and the cop asked "Is anyone here?" The brunette said "Oink, Oink". Pretending to be a pig. The black hair girl ran into the Cow Store. The cop asked "Is anyone in here?". The black hair girl said "Moooooo". To pretend she was a cow. The blond ran into the Potato Chip store and the cop asking "Anyone in here?" The blonde answered "Potatoe-Potatoe."

XDD That was funny when you tell it in real.

Okay those where all my favourite jokes. HOPED YOU LIKED/LOVED THEM! If you wan't to give em' a rateing rate as a journal comment!




 
 
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