Starring YugoHiro, Demitsue Shuyaku,
Enjoy!
Yugo: Hey Demitsue can you kick a demon's a**?
Demitsue: You damn right I could!
(THUMP!!!)
Yugo: Is that Santa on the roof!
Demitsue: Well if not I got a little present for him! *Demitsue pulls out and loads gun*
*Santa falls out of the chimney*
Yugo: Santa Santa!
Santa: Aaaaahhhhh!!! My mutha *bleep* leg! Agh *bleep*! Oh! it hurts like a mother *bleep*
Demitsue: *aims gun at Santa* What the *bleep* are doing in my house?!
Santa: No please Demitsue!
Demitsue: Ya know Santa I got 5 reasons for you to shut the *bleep* up? *Demitsue shoots santa with gun 5 times* 1,2,3,4....5! Wait how do you know my name?
Santa: I told you I'm Santa!
Demitsue: Hmmm.... Yeah....Uhhh Santa why are you here?
Santa: Demons Demitsue! They blew up the North Pole!
Demitsue: Okay then let's go.
Santa: How are we gonna get there? They hijacked my slay?
Demitsue: Don't you know who I am? I'm Demitsue b***h I can just fly! See ya!
(Zoom!!!)
*Finally the heroes reach the North Pole*
Demitsue: Holy s**t!!! An alien and a predator!
mad JTu1f64kkNHuM:https://www.abebooks.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/predator.jpg" />Predator and Alien: Roooar!!!
Demitsue: eek Woah!
*Predator takes out long spear*
Demitsue: So you got a weapon also.
(Shing!!!) *Demitsue takes out sword*
Predator: Hahahahahahaha!!!
Demitsue: Get some b*****d! scream
(Slash!!) *Demitsue cuts off Predator's head*
Demitsue: Yeah who's laughing now biyatch!? Huh? Huh?
Alien: Scrrrreeeeeeeeechhhhh!!!
Demitsue: Aww shut up!
Yugo: Kill it Demi!
Demitsue: Kame....hame....Haaaaaaa!!!!
Alien:Oh Fu-
(Boooooooommmmm!!!!!!!)
Demitsue: Huff puff b***h!
Yugo: Now if we can only find out who's behind this?
Santa: Frosty?!!!
Frosty: Yeah it's me Santa! I stole everything from you including your sled. I called MTV and they pimped this sled out just look at it!
Santa: Oh Snap! That is tight!
Frosty: Yeah but it's not your's. It's me and Mrs. Santa b***h! Hahahaha! Yeah that's right I stole your wife!
Santa: How bout we have a dance off?!
Frosty: Santa don't you remember the last time we had a breakdancing competition? You tried to spin on your head but ya neck cracked. Hahahahahahaha!!!!!
Santa: Let's do this! I'll go first!
Santa: What then?
Frosty: I bet I can top that! Check this out!
Santa: The ultimate techniche! The spinerooni!
Frosty: NOooooooooo!!!!!
Santa: Oh yeah!
mad 78GxW_3b0fA2M:https://farm1.static.flickr.com/160/333454612_09541b6570.jpg%3Fv%3D0" />Frosty: Nooooo!! My only weakness!
Demitsue and Yugo: Served! Served! Served! Served!
Frosty: If I die I'll take all of you with me! Hahahahahahaha!!!!!
*Frosty takes out atomic bomb*
*Demitsue takes out gun and shoots Frosty in the head*
Demitsue: Bullets...Everyone's weakness. Even a demon snowman. I told you Yugo i can kick a demon's a**. Now let's go home pplz!
Santa: I'm already at home
Demitsue: Oh! well lets go yugo.
Later that night Demitsue flies to the North Pole
Demitsue: This is my sled now!
*Demitsue steals Santa's pimped out sled*
Demitsue: Merry Christmas to all! And to all a pimped out night! Hahahahaha!! *rolls out in the pimped out slay*
THE END
