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I don't right in my journal very often but when I do it has some significance. We dyed eggs today and of course my little sister had to take complete control of everything and make everybody's life as miserable as possible. Every slight mistakes receives a severe lecture from little miss constant pms. My youngest sister happened to be using q-tips to add small designs to her eggs and we had some little snap coloring things that were in the shape of q-tips. My nephew grabbed one of the snappers and dipped it in the blue egg dye. My sister immediately goes into "Your life must suck more than mine" mode and begins to tell him off. I am innocently sitting at the table when she goes off and I haven't had the best day. I take control and tell her off while solving the problem all together by taking the q-tips away. Now she seems really surprised that her older, more mature sister has just yelled at her. After years of thinking she was the best she finally got what she deserved. But of course my joy is short lived. She again tells my nephew off for trying to be creative and dipping one half of the egg in one color and the other in a different color. Again I tell her off and assist my nephew. By this point she is thoroughly pissed off so she turns to my niece and says "what color do you want this egg to be?". So I glare at her and say "Of all the issues you have I think the worst ones are, you're bipolar, extremely bossy, very immature, and you appear completely oblivious to the fact that nobody likes an immature, snotty, little show off." She storms out of the room and I am left to feel all bubbly inside because I help her realize why nobody wants to talk to her.
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