Taco muffin. I wonder what a taco muffin would be like. Squishy, meat flavored, blueberry flavored hard shelled muffin loaf. That sounds like a food that could talk. Y' know what? I think if food could talk, peoples diets would work so much better.
Ice cream cone: What are you lookin at?
Dude: Um...Well I was just thinking, I have a craving for something sweet and I-
Ice Crem: Are you kidding? Look at you! Bad human! Bad! I bet that buldge is just fool of my relatives! Frankie? Frankie can you hear me? Oh my spatula! He got Frankie!! Noooo!!!
Dude: *wonders if he should eat the possessed ice cream just to make it shut up or call an exorcist...*
Or something like that. I wonder what kind of conversations we'd have with it. Maybe cabbages are phychiatrists.
Dude: Well, I always thought I had a grip on life, y'know I think we all do at one time or another...But then somethings make you wonder. Like just the other day, I thought I had a conversation with an ice cream cone. He called me fat. I feel Depressed.
Cabbage: Yes, an...How do you feel about that?
Dude: =/.....De...pressed.
Maybe some would have ADHD..dear codfish...I'd never buy take out agian.
Me: Mmm...chinese...
Food: Just like we rehersed guys! Get her!
Me: Holy fuuuuuuu-essense of being consumed by chicken fried rice and eggrolls
Or if they spoke other languages?
Coleslaw: Sprechen sie Deutsch?
Me: *being eatin alive by my food* Ja...so...wie gehts?
Coleslaw: Gut, danke und dich?
Me: *spits out rice* ...um... Die sonne scheint, Der Himmel ist blau, das Wesser ist toll? Ish Denke...
..Or something like that.
I'm going to go and talk to my breakfast. I think it will struggle emotionally with the fact that if I don't eat it, I'm going to die of hunger. Or eat my leg off. Whichever comes first. domokun
Ice cream cone: What are you lookin at?
Dude: Um...Well I was just thinking, I have a craving for something sweet and I-
Ice Crem: Are you kidding? Look at you! Bad human! Bad! I bet that buldge is just fool of my relatives! Frankie? Frankie can you hear me? Oh my spatula! He got Frankie!! Noooo!!!
Dude: *wonders if he should eat the possessed ice cream just to make it shut up or call an exorcist...*
Or something like that. I wonder what kind of conversations we'd have with it. Maybe cabbages are phychiatrists.
Dude: Well, I always thought I had a grip on life, y'know I think we all do at one time or another...But then somethings make you wonder. Like just the other day, I thought I had a conversation with an ice cream cone. He called me fat. I feel Depressed.
Cabbage: Yes, an...How do you feel about that?
Dude: =/.....De...pressed.
Maybe some would have ADHD..dear codfish...I'd never buy take out agian.
Me: Mmm...chinese...
Food: Just like we rehersed guys! Get her!
Me: Holy fuuuuuuu-essense of being consumed by chicken fried rice and eggrolls
Or if they spoke other languages?
Coleslaw: Sprechen sie Deutsch?
Me: *being eatin alive by my food* Ja...so...wie gehts?
Coleslaw: Gut, danke und dich?
Me: *spits out rice* ...um... Die sonne scheint, Der Himmel ist blau, das Wesser ist toll? Ish Denke...
..Or something like that.
I'm going to go and talk to my breakfast. I think it will struggle emotionally with the fact that if I don't eat it, I'm going to die of hunger. Or eat my leg off. Whichever comes first. domokun
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*eats the talking food*