Linx to the first one:
http://inconvinientideal.webs.com/tehariens.htm
Previously, on Ariens:
Wee, a telescope! Oh look, pretty stars! s**t I got abducted...
Since you got pregnant by aliens you're goin' to a hospital till you has the baby kay bye
So this is the hospital
******** YOU b***h I HATE YOU
Ow s**t I'm in labor.
Yay we haz babiez nao
Ariens 2: The Arrival
Weeks had passed since the birth of the babies, and things were...hard. Kyo and Toshiya had never taken care of a baby before in their life. And with Cyborg gone, it was even harder.This was deffinately new to them...but if things weren't bad enough, they were about to get worse.
One day a girl showed up on their door step. He found her suspicious, but she begged to be let in. She looked very similiar to Cyborg, but he knew it wasn't her since Cyborg had experienced a fatal power shortage. And she wouldn't stfu, so he let her in. This was a mistake on his part, and the start of something insane...Her name was Cy, and she was a cyborg.Apparently, she wanted to live there
"Give me one reason why I should let you stay here."
"If you don't, I'll vaporize your internal organs..."
"...Fair enough. But the only spare room has no beds or anything."
"I'm a cyborg...I do not need sleep."
So that's how Cy began to live with them...And that's when s**t started getting crazy.
Atleast for a while things were going normal though.
Currently, Toshiya was busying himself with changing a diaper-a task he hated. Usually Kyo took care of it, but Kyo was invisible at the moment...
When he was done, he carelessly set the baby on the floor.
"Hey Toshiya-Wtf, why did you put the baby on the floor you dumb a**?!"
"Where were you five minutes ago?!"
"You dipshit. You can't do anything right. I hate you."
"Why would you talk to a baby like that?"
"I'm talking to you, stupid."
"What the hell is wrong with you? You're acting like you're still pregnant. Are you? Was it all the sex? It has to be all the sex."
"No...postpartum depression...alien style."
"I thought people cried during that..."
"Yeah, but I was pregnant with an alien not a human..."
"I'm sorry..." he said inserting a sob.
"All is forgiven...Now let's do something together we can agree on."
So the two washed the babies together, and did so happily.
Toshiya even showed Kyo his 'pickin'-up-the-baby-and-throwin'-it technique he'd been working on. It dried the baby and diapered it at the same time. However, Lamfao was not amused.
But after they had gotten the babies back in the cribs, there was a sudden power outage. Toshiya pondered about it...Then shortly after it began to rain. Hard...
And the days went by, and Cy got stranger and stranger. Kyo caught her doing weird stuff...
"You're soo cute. You're going to inslave the human race and rule Earth, yes you are! Yes you aare!"
But he didn't think anything of it.
But one day Kyo's curiosity got the better of him. He decided to see what was in Cy's 'room' when she wasn't around. After all, it was his house and he had the right...But what he found was shocking.
She'd managed to turn the whole room into some mechanical...ness. With metal walls and floors and such with weird contraptions. How the hell had she done this?!
One contraption inparticular got his intrest. A large coil like thing with a bunch of electricity running through it and some sort of controls. He had to see what it did...So he pressed a few buttons, and BLAM...
A bright bolt of light shot into the sky. All of the lights in the house surged and got really bright, and Kyo thought his eyes were going to fall out from the bright light.
And then, darkness...and rain. It was clear that this was all Cy's fault.
((Seriously ignore that kid in the backround))
"What the hell are you doing to this house?! Making the power go out and s**t and what not and what the ********?! D<"
"I'm a cyborg, I don't sleep. It brings my energy back up."
"What about that weird sphere thing in there?!"
"It's a TV..."
"I'm onto you..."
Without further ado, Kyo left her alone. For the time being...
A few weeks went by and Kyo was still busy being a totally responsible parent and developing temporary deformed limbs.
He woke up one morning to take care of the kids "******** kids ******** ruining my sleep it's not even the ******** afternoon it's still ******** dark, ******** D<" Kyo was not happy. But he could not be prepared for what he would see...
After he got dressed he headed into the nursery to do s**t. Half asleep still. But when he reached down to get Aren, she felt much different...Holy s**t, she was bigger! She was a toddler, even! And where the hell did she get her clothes at...? It became clear to him. Alien babies must grow faster than humans....obviously.
Kyo changed out of his regular clothes and back into his pajamas because they were more comfertable, and began running around the house looking for Toshiya. However, it was Toshiya's turn to be invisible...Oh well, he'd find out on his own.
The rain poured on for another week. And it was during this week that something tragic had happened.
A death. Kyo's fish, Mr. Fishy, had died during the night. It was very unexpected. Never the less, Kyo set to burrying his beloved Mr. Fishy. But first, he'd have to dig a hole.
But while digging, he found something very strange, but really awesome, so he decided to pocket it.
In loving memory if Mr. Fishy. He was a fish, who swam in water.
R.I.P Mr. Fishy. R.I.P
While he was tending to the kids, he began to feel sick to his stomach. Maybe it was because the food looked really disgusting. Maybe it's because he hated kids. Maybe it was because he'd suddenly gotten a ghetto a**. Maybe it's because he knew the chance of eating that baby was over...He didn't know. But he felt sick.
After he put her to bed, he had to go vomit. Jeeze, maybe he hated kids more than he thought. But regardless, he was tired, and went to bed.
When he woke up in the morning, things felt different, but he couldn't tell what.When he woke up early, he couldn't make sense of anything...It must be early...it was still dark. That or it was from it still raining. His back hurt pretty damn bad though.
Though he woke up as he got undressed to take a bath, and caught sight of himself in the mirror.
"Omg wtffffff" he ejaculated loudly. He had one thought on his mind. This was all Cy's fault. Everything was Cy's fault! God, the homeless problem was Cy's fault! Her and that...machine! He knew it did more than kept her energized, and he was going to destroy it! How dare she bring something into his house that got him pregnant...AGAIN. And in ONE NIGHT brought him into the third trimester.
Apparently Cy had gotten a new pet after his last invasion into the room. A new pet that looked like it was about to ******** him up.
"Omfg what the hell is that?! Is that a ******** dog?! Wtf kind of dog is that?!" he said in a high pitched voice, running from the room soon after.
"Shitshitshitshit run the other way run the other way!" Kyo babbled nervously as he fled into the nursery.
When he arrived at the nursery, the kids were missing. Where had they gone!? Had that thing eaten them? Wait, why did he care...?
"Hi dad!"
"Holy poopin' nuggets!"
"Hey Kyo have you seen-WHOAH...Lamfao got older again...and you're pregnant...?"
"No I'm just turning into a whale D<"
"So if Lamfao is here, where's Aren?" Toshiya questioned. "Seriously, how are you pregnant again?"
"I don't ******** know. It's Cy's fault."
"How?"
"I don't know, it just is..."
"I'm right here..."
"GOD DAMN IT."
"Wait a minute, if no one knew where you were, who did your hair?"
"I did..."
"And the clothes?"
"I got them...I drove your car."
"What?!"
After the initial shock of Aren stealing his car, Toshiya and Kyo went up to their rooms like the responsible parents they were and left the children completley unattended again to discuss what to do.
"This has gone far enough...Cy has to go."
"What did she do anyway?"
"I don't know, but she's up to something, so she has to go...So I say we kill her."
"Isn't that a bit much?"
"She kills us, or we kill her...So...Here's the plan psstpssstpssst...."
And so a day later...
"Cy, we've come to a conclussion that if you live here, you have to have atleast one meal with us..."
"I do not posess the sensory organs of you humans that allow me to taste..."
[moodswing]"I DON'T ******** CARE EAT!"[/moodswing]
"...Fine."
As he left to prepare the meal, he barely heard her mutter the words "Damn, this isn't supposed to be happening...There could be only one other thing to cause a pregnancy like that..."
With what Cy said in mind, he set to making the meal. After doing some research he found a substance that was used to temporarily stop cyborgs...
As they sat at the table, a brief thought crossed Kyo's mind. 'Where the hell are the kids at...?' But it was gone quickly.
After she stood up, both of them watched with anticipation. Acting totally normal and unsuspicious.
And then, she fell...
He didn't have much time. She could wake up at any minute. So he ran/hobbled off three flights of steps to that machine. He lured the 'gaurd dog' out with a piece of food. Turns out it was just like a dog. When it was out of the way, he destroyed that stupid machine. It caused an unexpected effect..
Cy had since woken up, and suspected Kyo's plan. But she was too late...
As the machine was destroyed, she began to malfunction severley.
"Systems shutting down...main machine has been destroyed. Mission...possibly a success..." She said, as her cyborg fluids started to gush from her head.
And with her last words, she uttered "I hope you choke on a c**k, Kyo..."
Then, she died.
"Alright, it's over...wait, there's still this stupid thing..."
"Don't worry, I'll get that thing out...ZING."
"Toshiya...that wasn't funny. It didn't even make sense. Shut up and stop trying to be funny."
"Yeah, I guess it didn't..."
A day or so had passed, and Kyo was on the couch thinking about the future, an extra mouth to feed, his relation ship with Toshiya, and David Hasslehoff.
"Hmm, David Hasslehoff..."
When suddenly, he had a sudden urdge to use the bathroom, so...he stood up and...
"******** s**t GOD DAMN MOTHER ********!" he cursed. "Toshiya!" "WHUT" he called from where ever the ******** he was. "GET YOUR b***h TO THE CAR AND START IT MY WATER BROKE."
Unfortunately, due to the fact that he was carrying some unkown alien baby race, the labor progressed so quickly, that the baby ended up being born on the floor some time between Toshiya starting the car and running upstairs to go get him...Atleast, he figured it was because of the unkown alien race thing...Luckily, Toshiya had been able to help him to a bed, because he was hella tired after that s**t and the couch was uncomfertable as hell. So, while Toshiya was dubbing the child 'floor baby', they got two unnexpected guests.
"HI DAD!"
TO BE CONTINUED UNDER ANOTHER TITLE like the last one...
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