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Today I was looking in my closet for my old revolver and you know what I found? A lawn gnome trying to eat my sock. As soon as it noticed me, it tried to attack. But I used an experimental ring I've created that makes normal weapons effective on Animated. I proceded to use my were claws, cursed upon me, and slashed it to bits. Afterwards, a horde of flamingos came and started pushing my tower over. I dropped a grenade and it was over. What a nite.