(305): He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So another little site to amuse myself with for a while.
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/:: This one made me laugh the most, I have no idea why ::
((Followed by others that speak to me. 8D))
(240): how did your night go?
(336): he asked for my myspace name.
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(302): I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
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(320): If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
((I'm gonna get a Twitter for similar purposes later))
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(732): ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
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(215): dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
(412): haha what'd she say
(215): i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
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(864): you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
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(954): You ever start ******** a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
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(313): I'm going to use my one free ******** up card tonight.
(734): What'd you do?
(313): Its more like what im about to do.
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(276): Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
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(281): I think about you every night.
(1-281): I'm sorry.
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edaaz · Thu May 14, 2009 @ 01:05pm · 1 Comments