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Pein's auto biography-0- origins
This is the start of Pein's Autobigraphy................. well, on the last trip of Halies Comet, a tentacle fell to earth, a tentacle is a parasitic organism that ussualy thrives in dark places...... though they cannot take a human form, they may take control of a human by misplacing said human's spine and sliding in... they look like a mass of red writhing, small (about 1-7 cm. each) tentacles, formed together to make one large entity. Now, tentacles, being immortal, cannot die, obviously, so that being said, the tentacle had a knack for curiousity, so entering the first building it saw, which happened to be a JC Pennys , accross the street, it say a mannequin. The tentacle, entranced by such a thing, symbiotically attched itself to the mannequin.... over the course of 7 seconds, the tentacle had completely enveloped the mannequin. By doing so , the revolutionary tentacle rediscored the long forgotten traditon of eating. By eating the Host, the tentacle shook, discovering it could no longer hold its form, falling apart in the jeans section of JC Penny, found a small black hole apparate before it. Now tentacles had given up eating 7,892,476,882 years ago, therefore losing there digestive organs, now the devoured mannequin, having nowhere to go once eaten, caused a rift in time and space, therefore creating the black hole. A shreiking, "Ah WERE BACK" emmited from the small rift. upon seeing the damaged tentacle the being inside of the rift said, "GET OVER HERE!" upon eating the tentacle the being discovered that it felt strange, "my, We shouldnt use such foul language, strung together with such an unruly amass of words." vowing never to eat or curse again, the gentelmanlike being left the rift, finding that it was wearing such drab clothes, the creation put on some jeans. Finding that they fit beautifully, the siamese minded being, decided to take all of the strange clothes. Explation for the being not being created at age 0 - when the black hole opened a rift to an alternate dimension opened so being only a mere 12 seconds for the bewildered tentacle was, in fact 48 years for the other entity, it seems that the creature was born without a brain, and having empty space inside of it's head, the being devoloped a highly advanced sense of Psychokenisis, or the ability to manipulate creation: time, space, and matter. having such a sense of PK was difficult, so to ease things out, the being made a second entity, which was living inside of the PK energy.Meaning, there was an yet another alternate dimension inside of the beings head, created by a level 1 PK move, sheerly for the enjoyment of the PK being. Thus explaing the, WERE BACK!.
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