Aaand just as I was about to start on Chapter 2... CRAPCAKES! The T.Witches book has gone missing, presumably as a side-effect of my Dad going out of his way to clean up in here. Until I find the T.Witches book again, you'll instead get a rant from me on one of my little pet peeves.
92% of teenagers would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your signature if you are part of the 8% that would be laughing.
Do I even need to say just on how many levels this signature is wrong?! First of all, for the longest while I didn't even know what Abercrombie & Fitch was. They're a clothing chain, I know this now, but there isn't even one in my town! And yet, because I'm a teenager, this signature says I either need to have monk-like control over my breathing or be so ******** up I'd find the mass genocide of almost everybody on the planet from 13-19 funny!
So if this signature were realistic, I'd suddenly find myself a twenty year old? Actually, this signature gives me a mental image out of some kind of ******** up horror film: Almost every teenager on the world, including those in the third world country of Ablehsnstan where they don't even wear clothes, suddenly smothers to death, and the remaining 8% suddenly find themselves incapable of expressing horror, fear, sadness, or anything towards the mass extermination of a generation, asides from crazed laughter.
So long story short: THIS SIGNATURE ANNOYS ME! I feel like it's telling me that I can either be a dead idiot or an insensitive, and probably pretentious, idiot if I'm between thirteen and nineteen!
I know this is an over-reactionary rant, but please, anybody with this in their signature, even as a joke, think with your brains, even if it hurts.
Way too many Gaian's signatures
92% of teenagers would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your signature if you are part of the 8% that would be laughing.
Do I even need to say just on how many levels this signature is wrong?! First of all, for the longest while I didn't even know what Abercrombie & Fitch was. They're a clothing chain, I know this now, but there isn't even one in my town! And yet, because I'm a teenager, this signature says I either need to have monk-like control over my breathing or be so ******** up I'd find the mass genocide of almost everybody on the planet from 13-19 funny!
So if this signature were realistic, I'd suddenly find myself a twenty year old? Actually, this signature gives me a mental image out of some kind of ******** up horror film: Almost every teenager on the world, including those in the third world country of Ablehsnstan where they don't even wear clothes, suddenly smothers to death, and the remaining 8% suddenly find themselves incapable of expressing horror, fear, sadness, or anything towards the mass extermination of a generation, asides from crazed laughter.
So long story short: THIS SIGNATURE ANNOYS ME! I feel like it's telling me that I can either be a dead idiot or an insensitive, and probably pretentious, idiot if I'm between thirteen and nineteen!
I know this is an over-reactionary rant, but please, anybody with this in their signature, even as a joke, think with your brains, even if it hurts.
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