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Well, it was my brother and I in some creaky house next to a river. Actually, it reminds me somewhat of a queue for some theme park ride (think Dolly Wood or Disney). So, we were looking at brochures. One said something like "Sally the Demon" and, of course, I suggested ever-so-subtly that we get the hell out of there. So, we went outside to the water's edge to see a blue canoe on the other side...with my mother in it.

So, she told us to wade across the river. I don't understand why she simply didn't bring the boat over to *us*, but that's my mother for you. Anyway, Colm and I swam over to the boat. Well, the first couple of steps into the water were ankle-deep. THEN IT DROPPED DOWN TO MY FRIKKEN NOSE. . _ . Anyway, after spitting out gross murky river water, I swam over to the blue canoe. Now, I did find the name to be a bit odd: The Boston Butsecks. I mean, seriously, why would you name a canoe that? A blue one nonetheless? Anyway, I got into The Boston Butsecks before Colm did; he was a pansy and couldn't get into it from the water like I had, so he used the grass next to the boat. :'D

Anyway, our mom started to take us away from the wicked freaky island. Somehow, my mom attached a frikken motor to the canoe, so it moved pretty fast. Well, in about 30 seconds we were on "another" island and my mom decided to go exploring. Turns out, we were back on the same frikken island. Well, we went into the little shack thing with the brochures. She picked up the one I had mentioned earlier (and for whatever reason it was pink and frilly). She decided to go upstairs to check it out, against my warnings, y'know.

Colm is a momma's boy, so he followed her.

I picked up the brochure. Turns out the brochure was a wedding invitation, listing the food. I believe there was a dead body named d**k on there? Anyway, I saw that the main course was 1 human woman and 1 human boy. Guess what two idiots were the next meal! :'D

Well, now I guess you expect me to save them, right? NO. I hate dolls more than clowns, so I got the hell out of there. :3

The End.