Quotes <3
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
Kindergarden . . . where the definition of drama was someone stealing your crayons.
I have A.D.D. and magic markers, oh the thrills I shall have.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
If you are born ugly blame your parents, if you died ugly blame your doctor.
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