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i, er, borrowed this. from somewhere. i can't remember where, but thank you whoever you are. i just wanted to fill it out. xD
it's from the perspective of my favorite oc, cian moran. if you've been in a roleplay with him in it, then consider yourself lucky~
o1. ) You're out at someplace to eat on a date you've been looking forward to for a while. Several tables over, someone starts bad-mouthing you, thinking that you can't hear. What do you do?
What the ******** do you think I do? I get up and kick the ******** a**!
Or, at least try. Don't they kick people out of restaurants for s**t like that?
huh. Whatever. b***h, please, someone's getting their a** kicked.
o2. ) You receive a letter that states that someone you know has been diagnosed with terminal cancer. Who do you hope it is? ("No one" doesn't count.)
I seriously ******** hope it's you.
o3. ) One morning, an eccentric traveling salesman shows up at your door. He claims to be selling something that will solve all of your problems or your greatest problems. What is he selling?
That b*****d is selling me a gun to shoot him in the face with because he's currently a ******** problem.
o4. ) A world-renowned fortune teller has predicted your untimely demise. She is rarely known to be incorrect in her readings. She states that you will die within a month. What is your reaction?
Like ********! [/shoots fortune teller]
o5. ) You're at a bar with a group of your closest friends. You've had a bit to drink, but your pals think you are much more drunk than you actually are. - This gives you a chance to do something you would normally never do or say around them while you are "sober". What is it that you do or say?
"I ******** love you. Let's make out, like right ******** now, damn it."
I DID NOT ******** SAY THAT. D:<
o6. ) If you could go back into your past and either undo or *do* something you regret doing or never doing, what would it be?
I'm fine with all the ******** up s**t in my life. Can't do nothing about it, now can we?
Or maybe the day humans were made. That'd be ******** awesome.
o7. ) In this question, we assume your character has access to the internet. You meet someone in a chat room who you quickly fall head over heels for. You love spending every minute with them, they share almost all of your interests, and you easily consider them to be everything you've been looking for in a boyfriend/girlfriend. Upon meeting them in real life, they turn out to be ugly as sin. Does this change the way you feel about them and do you continue to pursue a relationship with them?
******** yes! Like I'm gonna spend my life with an ugly ********!
. . . wait. Spending life . . .
Like I'm gonna spend my life with anyone!
o8. ) You have been accused of a serious crime that you have not committed. What do you do?
I'd go to jail. Like the cops'd think I didn't do it. [/snort]
o9. ) You have the option of saving only one of two peoples' lives. Person A. is an acquaintance you've known for a few months. Person B. is a complete stranger, but offers you a million dollars if you choose to save their life. Who do you save?
Well, if Person A was cool enough and the money from Person B was stolen, then Person A.
If that money was sitting there in their bank account and they had every right to give it away, then Person A better kiss their a** goodbye!
1o. ) You find yourself with a full day completely free of any work or worry. What do you spend it doing? (You're not limited to one thing.)
Nothing. What the ******** is there to do?
11. ) You owe someone a favor and to cash it in they have you babysit their baby for a full night. At 8PM the baby starts crying uncontrollably and shows no signs of stopping. What do you do?
Well, first off, I would never watch a ******** kid, much less a baby.
I'd probably pay someone else to watch it, then say it was me.
12. ) You spend your entire life's savings on your dream home only to move in and find out that it is haunted by a very active and very malicious spirit. Not only does this ghost hate your guts, it likes to let you know that every once in a while. You have no money to move, and the house is near unsellable because of local rumors about the haunting. What do you do?
I'LL ******** KILL THAT SPIRIT.
wait. no. I can't do that.
I don't give a ********; I'll live off the ******** streets!
Or better yet, call ******** Ghostbusters, b***h!
13. ) This one's for the men:
Two women of equal beauty and smokin' hottie hotness walk by on either side of you. One is brunette and the other blonde and both throw you a very inviting smile. Which chick turns your head?
I don't give a ********. I'll take 'em both!
14. ) For the ladies:
You're sitting at a bar and two different men want to buy you a drink. One of them is a pretty boy gentleman and the other a rugged badass. Both are equally hot. Who do you accept the drink from?
I don't give a ********. If you're buying me a drink, I'll take 'em both.
15. ) If you were to ever have attended high school, you would have been voted Most Likely To what?
"Most likely to kill a guy."
"Most likely to end up in jail."
"Most likely to drop out."
Oh, s**t. Sounds like me.
16. ) You are unaware of whether or not the person you love most dearly returns your feelings. How do you go about finding out?
I ask them. Isn't that the most ******** obvious question? This is retarded.
17. ) You have been granted access to a magic TV channel. (Pretend your character knows what a TV is.) This channel, for five minutes a day, allows you to watch any one person in the entire world doing whatever they're doing for that five minutes. Who is that TV channel tuned into?
porn
HOW THE ******** AM I SUPPOSED TO ANSWER THAT? D:<
and this has been an interview with cian moran.
tune in and it might be someone else.
possibly.
 melitabee · Tue Aug 25, 2009 @ 07:44pm · 1 Comments |
