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crying I'm a vampire!So what?Why don't people respect that?Some punks thought that idea was funny!So they plotted an evil scheme!Here's the story: I was down in the park minding my own business.About to have a nice lunch,including a sandwich and pudding.When I was about to eat my pudding,a bird pooped on my head!(They overfed the pigeon and trained it to where to fly.)So of course I had to leave and wash off.Then when I came back,I had a taste of my pudding.(They replaced it with dirt.)Blech!Boy,did that taste horrible!Then there was a crowd surrounding me.(Someone started a quick rumor that I was Miley Cyrus!)The they threw a tennis ball at my head,that's when I realized they were taking footage of me right from the start! So please,respect all vampires,or we'll hunt you down and suck all your blood.So guess what I did to the people who pranked me?I drank all they're blood. Muuaaahhhaaaahhhhaaaaa! So please,if you respect vampires,we will may not bite you,