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Hey Guess What!
I'm not a victim....
....of stage fright.
Today in Theater we went and did our skits!
Some groups went up there and were loud enough at the beginning, but quiet when it came to the punch line.
I'm not sure how I sounded to everyone else, but I think I did okay.
They clapped, but I didn't hear any laughter.
I did this one skit where I play this person who walks into an area and spots a dead person just lying in the street.
So I take out my cell phone and pretend to call the police and these were my lines:
"Police! There's a dead person here!
...Where? ...Um...(looking for sign)...I'm at Montgomery and Westchester!
...Spell it? ...Um...M-o-t-n....Wait, wait... M-o-t-g...(confused)...
Just a minute I'll drag him over to King and Elm!"
And I thought it was cute, so I used it.
My favorite one was this one skit that this girl did with a large group.
She had a box and she walks out on the stage to a girl who's just standing there.
She asks the girl to hold her box for her while she does something.
So she exits the stage.
Meanwhile a girl walks up to the box holder.
Girl: Hey what's in the box?
Box Holder: I don't know, I'm just holding it for someone.
Girl: Well why is it leaking?
Box Holder: I don't know.
The girl then proceeds to take her finger, swipe the bottom of the box, lick her finger, and say, "Tastes like grape."
Then she leaves.
This time a boy comes up to the box holder.
Boy: Hey what's in the box?
Box Holder: I don't know, I'm just holding it for someone.
Boy: Well why's it leaking?
Box Holder: I don't know.
This time the boy takes his finger, swipes the bottom of the box, licks his finger, and says, "Tastes like Mountain Dew."
Then he leaves.
Then a second girl comes up to the box holder.
Girl: Hey what's in the box?
Box Holder: I don't know, I'm just holding it for someone.
Girl: Well why's it leaking?
Box Holder: I don't know.
The girl does the same as the two before her and says, "Tastes like lemonade."
Then she leaves.
Finally the owner of the box comes back and says, "Thanks for holding my puppies!"
I just thought it was soooo funny. She really picked a good one.
And after that was Pro Cooking 2.
She gave us a tour of the kitchens....but I had already seen them.
And then we worked on this worksheet.
And after the bell rang I worked on my elegy essay.
And now I'm at home...lounging....I may sneak out to Safeway to get some gum though...and hairspray. I still need that.
Anyway, that's all.
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