Yusuke: *sleeping in a chair, newspaper over his face* ZZZzzzZZZ....
Mimosa: *walks in* Yusuke? *sees the moving newspaper* Oh shoot. *kicks his chair* WAKE UP!
Yusuke: *muffled* How does such a little guy have such a huge mouth?
Mimosa: DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?!?!
Yusuke: Yeah, 9 in the morning.
Mimosa: You must've been asleep for 6 hours!!!!
Yusuke: *sits straight up* HOLY CRAP!!!! *puts on his bowtie and starts rummaging around for his keys* Ohhhh CRAP!!
Mimosa: She will kill you man. You cannot be late. Although it would be funny to watch you get beat up by a girl in a dress.
Yusuke: She's actually gonna wear a dress? She had me under the impression of a pantsuit since the place is too classy for mini-dresses.
Mimosa: Do you know her at all? Jeez you're dense.
Yusuke: Did you bring the Volvo?
Mimosa: What would you do without me?
Yusuke: You rock Mimi.
Mimosa: AND YOU CONTINUE TO BUG ME!!
(In some fancy hotel)
Amber: *looking at her watch* Where is he?! He forgot!
Crystal: *massaging her shoulders* No he didn't... *Mumbles* I hope...
Kurama: I can call him if you want.
Amber: Please do. *stands up and starts pacing*
Kurama: *trying to think of a way to distract her* So who are you wearing?
Amber: Vera Wang.
Kurama: It looks lovely on you.
Amber: Doesn't it?
Crystal: CALLING YUSUKE NOW?!
Kurama: Right. *calls Yusuke*
(In a MAJOR traffic jam)
Yusuke: *answers the phone* Hello?
Kurama: *on phone* WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU!?!
Yusuke: *holds the phone away from his ear* We're stuck in traffic!!
Kurama: *on phone* We? As in you, Mimosa, and Kalkora?
Yusuke: Yeah?
Kurama: *on phone* Who's driving?
Yusuke: Mimi.
Kurama: *on phone* You'll be lucky if you get here ALIVE. *hangs up* He'll be here in an hour.
Amber: Did he forget?!
Kurama: No, he's stuck in traffic.
Crystal: See? He's not as bad as you think.
Amber: Yeah... Crystal can you go tell the priest dude that we'll be a little while?
Crystal: Sure. *leaves*
Kurama: *fingers the beads on her dress* Man this brings back memories.
Amber: Ha. Yeah. The dress was way different though.
Kurama: I remember arguing with you over the sleeve length. *laughs*
Amber: We were young and stupid. *stares up at the celing*
Kurama: What happened to those days?
Amber: Kurama, don't bring that up right now... Today is my big day...
Kurama: But what happened to us?
Amber: Can you ever be happy with what you have?
Kurama: When you're around, NO one can be happy with what they have.
Amber: I'm not sure if that was a compliment or an insult...
Kurama: Oh c'mon Amber.
Amber: What about Crystal?!
Kurama: Can't I give you a "good luck with your wedding" kiss?
Amber: Well... No tongue.
Kurama: Thanks. *kisses her softly*
Amber: *wraps her arms hesitantly around his neck*
Yusuke: *Bursts in gasping for air as if he had been running* I'M----- *jaw drops* here...?
Crystal: *comes in* Hey the--- *jaw drops* WHAT THE HECK?!
Kurama: *breaks the kiss* Don't get your panties in a bunch, it was a "good luck thanks for the memories" thing.
Crystal: *slaps him* A good luck kiss is one thing, making out with her is another.
Amber: I did specify no tongue.
Kurama: You guys have like, 3 minutes before the preist calls it off.
Amber: SHOOT!!
Crystal: Doesn't matter to me. I'm not going. *turns away*
Kurama: Hey, I've got plans for afterwards Crys, and you can't be in on them if you don't come. *whispers something in her ear*
Crystal: *blushes fiercely* (old habits die hard, eh?) I'm still mad.
Amber: But I can't do this without you Crys!
Crystal: Ohhh... Surre... *sighs*
Yusuke: I'm still here!! It doesn't matter if Crystal's not coming if I say no!
Amber: Yusuke, you know I wouldn't come this far and throw it all away on one little kiss.
Yusuke: Yeah well---
Amber: And you know he doesn't kiss anywhere NEAR as well as you.
Yusuke: *ego fluffed* Yeah, heh, well---
Amber: And I think you should convince Crystal to stay too.
Yusuke: Yeah w-- Wait!!
Amber: You already agreed.
Kurama: Two minutes.
Yusuke: C'mon Crys, PLLLEEEASSEE?!
Crystal: No.
Kurama: Where's Mimosa and Kalkora?
Crystal: Mimosa's going to be here?
Yusuke: Yeah, they're parking the car.
Crystal: *looks at the door, then Kurama, then Yusuke* And no one can say no to Mimosa... *starts giggling mischeviously*
Kurama: Umm... Why are you laughing?
Crystal: I'll come. *continues giggling* Go on Yusuke! *pushes him through the double doors*
Yusuke: *stumbles into the room in all his tuxedo-y glory and looks around nervously* Heheh... *walks briskly up to the "preist dude"* I'm here...
Ryan: *starts playing the organ as Amber comes in arm-in-arm with Victor*
Yusuke: *lets out a small sigh of relief, whispering* Let's get this over with...
Amber: *looks over at Kurama who is standing with Mimosa and Kuwabara and Kalkora and smiles nervously*
Kurama: *smiles reassuringly*
Kuwabara: *gives her a thumbs up*
Yusuke: *glances at Crystal who is standing with her arms crossed looking ultra-peeved, standing next to Miles whos looking extremely embarressed and wearing a dress, arms crossed over his chest, and gives them both an apologetic look*
Crystal: *sticks her tongue out at him*
Miles: *glares at him and mouths* "You are SO lucky I like Amber!!!"
Priest: *mutters to Yusuke* Where'd you pick up the cross dresser?
Yusuke: *mutters back* What, against the "faith" is it?
Amber: *arrives next to Yusuke, whispering* This is it...
Priest: *blah blah blah* Yusuke Urameshi, do you take Amber Swayne to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Yusuke: I do.
Priest: Amber Swayne, do you take Yusuke Urameshi to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Amber: I... *looks at Yusuke, then over at Miles, then Kurama* I...
Kurama: *motions his hands for her to go on*
Miles: *gives her a look that says "What are you doing?! Say I do!!"*
Yusuke: *says through gritted teeth* Amber? Honey?
Amber: I... *tears well up in her eyes* I do!!
Priest: You may k---
Yusuke/Amber: *already making out*
--finish later?--
