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Hello, and welcome to the wonderful stadium of Fuzzy socks! Here today we will have the game of Soccer, or as it is called in every other part of the world, Football. Playing, will be the tomato-loving Lovino Vargas, also known as Romano, and the vodka drinking Ivan Braginski, also known as Russia. Mind you, he has a pipe. It is frightening. Let us hope he doesn’t decide to use that in today’s game.

The crowd of nations circle around the trophy, excited to see the game. Oh, of course America has to be the one on top of the trophy…I believe he is proclaiming something about being a “HERO!” or something or another. What is that between the two statues? You see, England did not want to be one with Russia. England now has no head. His body was left between the two statues as his head is being used for the soccer ball. It was Russia’s idea, and since no one else wanted that to happen to them, they all agreed. He’s such a bully.

Take a glance over to the field and you will see something quite strange. Sunflowers align against the sides of the field, chickens poking through the flowers. Why? Sometimes it is better not to ask such things.

The two practice on the sidelines, kicking the “ball” to each other. How nice, they can get along so well before a game! We should all learn something from this. When all of a sudden, Kittyzilla came out of nowhere, batting the ball away from the nations (who have no idea what is going at this point). Nations scattered, trying to get away from this giant cat! Poor England, he never had a chance. His head was thrown into woods and rolled into the depths of a cave. From up above you could hear God and Evolution talk.
“…Should we get the broom?” Asked Evolution.
“…Yeah…” God replied, and thus sweeping out the cave with an avalanche of cans falling in the process, Evolution laughing. England’s head was soon retrieved, the cat has been taken away, and all the nations are standing around horribly confused on the recent events. Silly nations, don’t ask questions. Just continue with your game.
And so they did.

Russia and Romano continued their game as they lined up again in the center of the field, waiting for the ref’s (Feliciano) okay to start again. He waved his white flag around, signalling the restart of the game before fleeing to the sidelines.
Russia charged at the ball first, scaring poor Romano. The tomato-loving guy proceeded to run and hide under parts of the field, while Russia made a goal. Seeing that the other was hiding, Russia thought it would be nice to see if he was okay. But of course, Romano didn’t see it as “oh hey, let’s see if he’s okay”, seeing as it was Russia that was making his way towards him. He saw it as “KOLKOLKOL I’m going to do to you what I did to England!” and promptly wet himself. Feliciano came to his brother’s rescue, running over and telling the larger nation that he won the game. Although, the game only took about five minutes to be over and done with, Russia didn’t argue, and smiled, happy that he won. And then declared everyone be one with Russia, and held up the ball that was England’s head, showing that this is what would happen if any refused.

After the game, England’s head was reattached. Immediately, England started swearing, wondering what the bloody Hell just happened. Realizing what had happened, he chased Romano and Russia around the field. Romano seemed scared, while Russia on the other hand found it amusing. Although, what wasn’t amusing to either of them was the fact that England was threatening them to feed them his wonderful cooking. The other nations in on the sidelines just sat there, looking over the scene before them, wondering if they should laugh or not.

End.

(Soon with pictures! Written by s-italia and myself. Enjoy and comment! Based off of soccer game of paper dolls we had earlier, toys bought off ebay, statures are plush made by teamthrash on dA , took place in kitchen , and photos by myself )

(NOW WITH PICTURES!
Some have nothing to do with the fanfic, but they're from yesterday and still Hetalia related. PIctures and movies have descriptions.
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