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Oh GAWD! I can't take anymore of this Twilight bullshit! Listen here, ya Twittards, VAMPIRES DON'T ******** SPARKLE! (the following picture was made by me) Anti Twilight M_P THIS IS THE TEAM ALL VAMPIRE LOVERS SHOULD BE ON.

Why not Team Edward? Do. Not. Want. Sparkling. Virgin. *****.

Team Jacob? Puh-leaze. I've seen better werewolves.

Team James? I would have joined...if he had offed Mary Su- I mean Bella.

Oh, yes, that's right. Isabella Swan is a ******** MARY SUE!

She is Stephenie Meyer's self-insert. Toilet (Twilight's should-be title) was written off of her sick wet dreams.

That thing about Midnight Sun?

Here is something she herself said about it.


“
With writing, the way you feel changes everything. If I tried to write Midnight Sun now, in my current frame of mind, James would probably win and all the Cullens would die...
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—Stephenie Meyer, finally having a good idea.

And I was hoping she would write it this way. Because that's what SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!1!!ONE!!!!

The following was quoted by Robert Pattinson.


“
It was like reading her sexual fantasy, especially when she said it was based on a dream and it was like, ‘Oh I’ve had this dream about this really sexy guy,’ and she just writes this book about it. Like some things about Edward are so specific, I was just convinced, like, ‘This woman is mad. She’s completely mad and she’s in love with her own fictional creation.’ And sometimes you would feel uncomfortable reading this thing. It’s kind of a sick pleasure in a lot of ways.
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—Robert Pattinson, quoted for truth


He wants out NAO!ONE!!!!!111ELEVEN!

Have fun, and remember Vampires turn to dust in daylight.