Once upon a time there was a boy.
His name was simply Bobshimashanga.
Funny name you say! Well he's my son! I named him after his
grandfather!
My name is Jessica.
Well, one day Bobshimashanga went down to the creek. There was an
old farmer with his big fat old armor, his nose was the size of your butt.
That's pretty big.
He said to Bobshimashanga " Ooooh, a little boy!"
Bobshimashanga said "I'm a girl you..old farmer person you!"
The farmer looked at him with shock and exclaimed "That's even better!"
Bobshimashanga looked at him with confusion. The old farmer then
said "Want some caaaandy??"
Bobshimashanga examined the candy closely. He then said "Hmm, what
kind of caaaandy?"
The old farmer said "Pepto bismel, it's cherry"
"OOOH I've never heard of it!"
He drank the entire thing! After Bobshimashanga was all jacked up,
drunk, high what ever you say the old farmer brought him home
and.................. gave him some chocolate.
THE END
 Sensi Pancake · Tue Sep 29, 2009 @ 12:50am · 1 Comments |
