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Most of the people on gaia are not Asian. Those who pretend to be Asian should sterilize themselves. Of course being on a s**t hole like gaia makes the occurrences of these retards more often.

1. You are not Japanese and chances are you don't speak in Japanese. Stop trying to sound Japanese. Granted I don't speak German and I occasionally say a few things in German I don't do it often. The kind of crap I am talking about are the idiots who add "kun, san, or chan" suffixes to names and always throw in "neko, kawaii, and desu" over and over in every sentence.

1b. These pseudo japanese names are stupid. Yoshimutzin Kalahashi isn't so cool.

2. Enough with the Japanese crap foods. The ramen you buy for 30 cents or whatever at the store is just noodles with flavored salt. There are much better meals out there. Rice balls aren't all that special. It's just a ball of rice with maybe a little meat or seaweed. It's not like it's cocaine or something. It's not like you will go into withdrawal and die if you stop. Pocky is just cracker sticks with frosting. It can be a decent treat from time to time, but just like the rice balls it's not coke. It's not a crime to enjoy these food items, but it is stupid to obsess over them.

3. Anime and Manga can be amusing, but don't take the shows so seriously. If someone says Bleach sucks don't get all pissy and threaten to chop them up with your sword.

4. While I'm on the subject of swords Katanas suck. They were designed to slice. They weren't meant to cut through bone. They can break bone, but they don't slice bone. You can say they cut people in half all you want, but until I can see it myself I call BS on it. Also enough of the whole "i can block bullets with my sword" thing. I know more about guns than most people on this s**t hole site and I know the speed a bullet travels at is too fast for the reflexes to act in time. I would love to be given the opportunity to test this with some weeaboo f*****t, but murder is frowned upon.

5. You aren't a ninja either. When you have bright blonde hair and a bright hunter safety orange jumpsuit you aren't going to blend into your surroundings. True ninjas did not use magic or jump 150 feet in the air and scream really loud like a retarded kid with their hand in a waffle iron. Their greatest tool was stealth. They would blend in with their surroundings. If there is a fight or flight situation they would fight only if necessary. It's all about working smart rather than working hard.