once upon a time, there lived a swim suit, named Steve. one day some one wore the swimsuit but they were really fat and it tore, the end.
in a shinny shack called the love shack there is a box of talcom powder, some idiot mistaked it for gun powder and put it in his gun and tried to shoot some people on the street but ended up making them white, which looked really wrong, then vincent came and said "hah, you just jizzed! haha...NAH!!!" but for some strange, odd, surprising reason, he was the only one laughing.
a catarpillar is a large round blue object coated in a gell like substance used for photosynthesis, in fact this strange phenomenon is part of evolution according to the csiro, it is a natural occurrence in the environmental satellite tree infestation. light bulb.we all live in a yellow submarine, atop a glowing flower house, only 3 meters away from a massive overlapping Picasso painting. dearest flame throwing, evil monster, will you be my wife?
Hagrid, i love you.
will the world seize from it's tyranny? a solemn farewell to those who listen to this s**t that I'm writing, because i know you won't be reading this for much longer. a chicken bit my finger!!!!!!!!!!! i can't hold on!!!! give me a strepsil to save my life!!!!!
i am making a complaint, kellogs corn flakes. cornflakes are too orange and lacking in corn becaus4e corn is yellow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a finger bit my chicken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
green cordial.
relapse in my bedroom curtains, and follow the fly to a world of snuggies. i know what you're thinking, i am verry bored, and yes i am in fact insane as well.
happy sandwich day
Zoe Landon Community Member 
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yes i can see you are very bored.
u know what u should do? u should make about a thousand copies of this and put them in everyones lockers and on everyones dooorstep.
it would be so funny!!!! theyd all be llike '?????'
you'd have to add "happy sandwich day" on the end.