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My Awesomerific Vocabulary (READ THIS) |
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So...when I talk, I tend to get a lot of weird looks or people saying, "WHAT? I'M NOT EMO!!!" Or they have no idea what the crap I'm saying so they don't even bother responding....
So here is your very own glossary of Fran's AMAZING words and/or phrases!
Let us begin....
*Emo~This word has three meanings to me. The first is the most common---a loner or non-conformist. The second, I also use a lot---a very cuddly friend of mine. The third is the real meaning of the word, which I use the least---you know, the wrist-cutting depression, guy-liner and all...
*Shnazzy~This is a word I slightly modified to make my own. Hehe, here is the original word (and I actually use it by it's definition too): Snazzy adj. extremely attractive or stylish; flashy; fancy.
*Disapuzzled~This merely means "disappeared" (I usually add a "mischeviously" in there to throw people off. If this word is said before "disapuzzled", it means "mysteriously".)
*Fluzzerific~this is a very new word I have created that simply means "awesomely fuzzy and fluffy"
*Crap~I use this word for EVERYTHING. Most commonly I use it as a synonym for the word "stuff". I also use this word as a synonym for "food". So, don't think I'm trying to degrade you when I compliment your avatar or something by saying, "I like the crap you're wearing." Trust me.
*Uber~For some reason I recently started saying this word, and I really don't know why. But it means "really". That's it.
*Cup o' Joe~I also recently started saying this phrase, and with me, it doesn't just mean "coffee". When I say it, it pretty much means anything that is drinkable. I know, I'm weird. It's your fault for being friends with me. *nods*
*Ya'll~No, I'm not from the south. No, I've never lived in the south. HOWEVER! I have a sister from Alabama and my grandparents are from South Carolina. And it just so happens I picked up that word. lol
*Eh?~No, I'm not from Canada! I've been there, though....and honestly, I never heard anyone say "eh". But still, I say it often...just for the heck of it. lol. BUT CANADA IS A MYTH!
*Less-Than-Three~This is it, right here: <3
*Shizz~I picked this word up from a TV show. If you know what show it's from, YOU ARE SUCH A PANSY!!
*Spose~That's just my shortened version of the word "Suppose"
*Prolly~My shortened version of the word "probably"
*Asymptote~A replacement word for a word I don't usually say. lol, it's a math joke. GET OVER YOURSELF.
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My Spanish Vocabulary
Since I am only in Spanish 3, my vocabulary in this language is limited. But here is my happy little law titled "Fran's Happy Little Law of Español": Whatever I am able to say in Spanish, I WILL. That's just how I roll.
So...here are my most used phrases:
*Hola~Hello
*¿Comó estás?~How are you?
*Por favor~ Please
*Tengo hambre~I'm hungry
*Tengo sed~I'm thirsty
*El juego~The game
*Perdíste el juego~You lost the game
*No me gusta~ I don't like it
*El queso~The cheese
*Me estás poniendo nerviosa~You're making me nervous.
*Dime~Tell me.
*Graciás, pero no puedo~Thanks, but I can't.
*Derecha~Right
*Izquierda~Left
*Abajo~Down
*Arriba~Up
*Centro~Middle
*Lo siento, pero me gusta soló hombres feos~lol I'll just say that that phrase keeps creepy dudes in Mexico away from you. ^_^
*Come mierda y muerte~lol.Learned that one recently. Also helps to get rid of creepy dudes in Mexico. I'm pretty darn sure it means "Eat s**t and die". LOL
And that's about it with the Spanish.
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My Indian Vocabulary
I have only learned a couple of words, but I say these often (more irl than on gaia).
*Chalo~ (Hindi) Come on
*Kyu~(Hindi) Why?
*Kya~(Hindi) What?
*Con~(Hindi) Who?
*Bojanom Cheseta~(Telegu) Did you eat yet?
*Ik, do, teen, char...etc~(Hindi) Me counting to ten like a retarded person. :3
And that's all. =P
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Special Phrases
I say a lot of things that I don't literally mean. So here's some things that you should know so you don't get confused:
*"HAY THAR SHMEXY" is NOT a pick-up line. I am soooo not flirting with you. That is simply a formal greeting I have with noobs and/or new people in a rally.
*"GET OVER HERE SO I CAN LOOK AT YOUR SHMEXY FACE" is also NOT a pick-up line. It is not a greeting either, or a form of stalking. It's my way of saying, "Come here, I wanna talk to you." or "Quit being a loner. Come talk to me/us if you want."
*Insults~My goal in life is to spread love around the world like a happy little hippie. Why the crap would I attempt that by pissing people off? So if I say something that offends you, I am most probably joking and/or messing with you, and I DO NOT MEAN IT LITERALLY.
*Anything flirtatious~Now why would I want to be hitting on someone like you? You people could be serial killers for all I know. So if I come across like I'm trying to score, I'M JOKING. I am merely adding excitement to your dull and boring lives.
*Violence~Once again, my goal is love. If I say something like "I'll eat your heart out" or "I'll rip off your arm and beat you over the face with it and then impale you on it"....I'm not serious. And anyway, I'm really not that strong. lol. No, I am just thinking of clever threats with my very elaborate imagination. THREATS I DO NOT MEAN LITERALLY.
*Movie Quotes~I watch a lot of crap on a daily basis, so naturally, I tend to repeat the crap I see. So if you get me saying things that don't make any sense whatsoever, or like, something that's way too smart for me to make up on my own, I'm probably quoting a movie. Or a book. Or a videogame. ^_^
*Endearments~Usually saying someone's name in a sentence makes it better, in my opinion. But see, it gets annoying just saying the person's name over and over again. So I tend to use replacement words I like to call "endearments". lol. Guys I will usually refer to as the following: dude, bro, brah, man, buddy, bud, kid, sir, or child. Girls I will usually refer to as: dude, chick, girl, woman, (my) dear, darling, buddy, kid, ma'am, or child. (Notice how some are not gender specific. Yeah, I do that.)
So...yeah. I think that's about it.
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 Singing Seraph · Thu Nov 26, 2009 @ 06:57pm · 2 Comments |
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