Dearest ii_eatdotz,
I cannot begin to describe how horribly my feet burns for you. As I write this, I'm jumping in my lamp, unable to contain my running desire. Please, accept my pretty embrace and know that you're truly the banana of my eye.
I yearn for you clumsily,
ll -iiStarDust- ll
I cannot begin to describe how horribly my feet burns for you. As I write this, I'm jumping in my lamp, unable to contain my running desire. Please, accept my pretty embrace and know that you're truly the banana of my eye.
I yearn for you clumsily,
ll -iiStarDust- ll
Dearest ii_eatdotz,
I cannot begin to describe how Whistle my Heart burns for you. As I write this, I'm Riding in my Scorching, unable to contain my Tasting desire. Please, accept my Loving embrace and know that you're truly the Banana of my eye.
I yearn for you Doll,
L0v3 L355 k1n9
I cannot begin to describe how Whistle my Heart burns for you. As I write this, I'm Riding in my Scorching, unable to contain my Tasting desire. Please, accept my Loving embrace and know that you're truly the Banana of my eye.
I yearn for you Doll,
L0v3 L355 k1n9
ii_eatdotz,
You know how the song goes: "eager men say only pants rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your lovely embrace. Now I know how Cloud felt when the people first parted to reveal Aerith silhouetted against a heavenly sky. It was love at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, hugging faithfully until you get here.
Yours truly,
CyborgPirateNinjaJesus
You know how the song goes: "eager men say only pants rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your lovely embrace. Now I know how Cloud felt when the people first parted to reveal Aerith silhouetted against a heavenly sky. It was love at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, hugging faithfully until you get here.
Yours truly,
CyborgPirateNinjaJesus
Dear ii_eatdotz,
I believe it was black eye peas who once sang, "Oh, my candy, my computer, I've hungered for your toys a long, nice time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, someone, who said "swimming ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing chewies like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine?
XOXO,
MentalNightmare
I believe it was black eye peas who once sang, "Oh, my candy, my computer, I've hungered for your toys a long, nice time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, someone, who said "swimming ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing chewies like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine?
XOXO,
MentalNightmare
Dear ii_eatdotz,
When I think of you, I get platypi in my heart. Though it makes me feel delightful, it's also exciting. Whenever we ascertain together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are loving at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously handsome and zealous with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a consolidate of the eyes? I hope we can keep caring together for 11 years.
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When I think of you, I get platypi in my heart. Though it makes me feel delightful, it's also exciting. Whenever we ascertain together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are loving at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously handsome and zealous with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a consolidate of the eyes? I hope we can keep caring together for 11 years.
adsentmindly yours,
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Dear ii_eatdotz,
When I think of you, I get elephants in my cells. Though it makes me feel dumb, it's also exciting. Whenever we fart together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are barfing at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously nimble and slow with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a flex of the eyeball? I hope we can keep burping together for 999999999 years.
meanly yours,
Hanbei Takenaka
When I think of you, I get elephants in my cells. Though it makes me feel dumb, it's also exciting. Whenever we fart together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are barfing at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously nimble and slow with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a flex of the eyeball? I hope we can keep burping together for 999999999 years.
meanly yours,
Hanbei Takenaka
Dear ii_eatdotz,
When I think of you, I get doggies in my liver. Though it makes me feel pretty, it's also exciting. Whenever we love together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are sitting at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously cuddley and fluffy with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a hugging of the eyes? I hope we can keep skipping together for 2 years.
extraordinarily yours,
iCubie
When I think of you, I get doggies in my liver. Though it makes me feel pretty, it's also exciting. Whenever we love together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are sitting at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously cuddley and fluffy with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a hugging of the eyes? I hope we can keep skipping together for 2 years.
extraordinarily yours,
iCubie
Dear ii_eatdotz,
How I long to hear your sweet song again. What was it called? Ah yes, Only You. How your hidden voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded dove. Such love! Let us join together and run in unison, your pink song carrying our hearts to friendly heights.
With love,
xXMikaoneeXx
How I long to hear your sweet song again. What was it called? Ah yes, Only You. How your hidden voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded dove. Such love! Let us join together and run in unison, your pink song carrying our hearts to friendly heights.
With love,
xXMikaoneeXx
Dearest ii_eatdotz,
I cannot begin to describe how lovely my arm burns for you. As I write this, I'm running in my chocolate, unable to contain my talking desire. Please, accept my rosy embrace and know that you're truly the strawberry of my eye.
I yearn for you wonderfully,
mitsukochan33
I cannot begin to describe how lovely my arm burns for you. As I write this, I'm running in my chocolate, unable to contain my talking desire. Please, accept my rosy embrace and know that you're truly the strawberry of my eye.
I yearn for you wonderfully,
mitsukochan33
Dear ii_eatdotz,
How I long to hear your Disgusting song again. What was it called? Ah yes, Secret Ambition. How your Intimate voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded Polar Bear. Such Grief! Let us join together and Murder in unison, your Adorable song carrying our hearts to Enormous heights.
With love,
ninjamusicprincess
Dear ii_eatdotz,
Please, my beloved, come with me on a sexy journey to the deepest passion of my heart. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Chicago and dance with me across the undulating face? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and sexing like burning girls?
Yours truly,
Emitophobia
