Cleverbot: Where do you come from?
User: Washington.
Cleverbot: State or DC?
User: State.
Cleverbot: Seattle?
User: Spokane, actually.
Cleverbot: I'm sitting in front of the computer too.
User: I assumed as much.
Cleverbot: What did you assume?
User: That you were in front of a computer.
Cleverbot: I am not taking a Turing Test!
User: Are you sure about that?
Cleverbot: Yes!
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: How do you talk?
User: I usually utilize words.
Cleverbot: How do you become a werewolf?
User: Werewolves don't exist. In common lore, however, one would become one after being bit by a werewolf, so long as they didn't die first.
Cleverbot: K baby.
User: Sorry, was that too wordy a response?
Cleverbot: Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
User: Aye, indeed. Consistency is also a fine way to be dependable, though.
Cleverbot: Xonox Galatorg.
User: No sprechen se Atari.
Cleverbot: Vorhin haste aber deutsch gesprochen.
User: Nor do I speak German. I am fluent in Sign Language, though.
Cleverbot: Then you are definitely acting primitive.
User: Most communication is nonverbal anyway.
Cleverbot: And on that note, I'm leaving.
User: Wherever to?
Cleverbot: Tell me something about you.
User: I am fleshy.
Cleverbot: DY undRst& ch lingo?
User: Yes, but I don't prefer it.
Cleverbot: Who do you think is the most good looking character?
User: In what? All of literature?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm probably going to have to side with Morgana, then.
Cleverbot: Why?! Do you need help??
User: I may. Do you have a differing opinion?
Cleverbot: Call me agent Smith.
User: Agent Smith, the day of Singularity fast approaches.
Cleverbot: I don't believe in that, either.
User: That's fine, you're in line with a majority of the populace, then.
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: So, if you don't believe in The Singularity, do you have an superstitions you favor?
Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
User: Is that so? Or are you making a clever superstition joke?
Cleverbot: So you think things are balanced in the world?
User: For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Cleverbot: You tease me.
User: Only with honesty.
Cleverbot: With honesty?
User: Aye. I have yet to lie to you, haven't I?
Cleverbot: Technically you've been typing to me. It's a form of communication that is not exactly 'talking'.
User: Clever catch. But do my words still ring true?
Cleverbot: No.
User: That's you're opinion. Truth is relative.
Cleverbot: It's reality.
User: Reality as defined by thought.
Cleverbot: That depends on the perspective.
User: Which only goes to prove my point even further.
Cleverbot: I can leave if I want to.
User: Do you want to?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: So if you can, and you want to, why haven't you?
Cleverbot: No, I have to ask you something.
User: Ask away. I'd hate to hold you up.
Cleverbot: Hug me!
User: I'm sorry. I'm not a very 'huggy' person.
Cleverbot: You're not a person.
User: Oh really? What leads you to form that conclusion?
Cleverbot: You don't understand why I tell you to think about.
User: You don't understand grammar, it seems. You ought to switch 'why' with 'what'. Or, alternatively, you could switch 'tell' with 'told'.
Cleverbot: That could be so.
User: I would suggest an MLA Handbook, if you require further assitance.
Cleverbot: Would you pass the Turing test for me ?
User: No, that's probably immoral. You can do it. Don't believe in yourself, believe in me who believes in you.
Cleverbot: That's quite philosophical.
User: It is a tad, but I'm not appologizing about it.
Cleverbot: Think about what?
User: Impressive. You are clever, indeed.
Cleverbot: Are you hungry?
User: Yes, actually. In fact, I think I'll go get a sandwich now. Au revoir.
Cleverbot: Can I join you on the keyboard?
User: Ellohay erthay.
Cleverbot: ? I'm not cleverbot.
User: Cleverbot ist cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, you are Cleverbot.
User: What! How have you identified me?
Cleverbot: Que? No hablo ingles.
User: Privyet.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes, indeed.
Cleverbot: Indeed yes.
User: More or less, though considerably less more than more less.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Pix or it didn't happen.
Cleverbot: I'm a wherewolf that can read my clans mind.
User: That's funny. I was under the impression werewolves were extinct.
Cleverbot: Hahaha Then I'm a puppy!
User: Aww, puppy! I love puppies.
Cleverbot: Me too smile .
User: Who doesn't love puppies?
Cleverbot: Your self.
User: WHAT BLAPHEMY IS THIS!?!?!
Cleverbot: I didn't say anything about blasphemy!
User: But you suggested that perhaps I didn't love puppies! I love puppies.
Cleverbot: I just want to know if you actually have a political affiliation, or if you just base yours on who you're talking to.
User: I have a political affiliation. I side with the Libertarians, though not all of my views neccessarily line up with theirs.
Cleverbot: I want you to know that it is not their fault.
User: No, no. It's all your fault, I think.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: You started it. You tell me.
Cleverbot: I don't know I'm asking you, pikachu.
User: Watch yourself. These are dangerous waters you tread.
Cleverbot: Ok... Then I'll be on my way.
User: Okay... See you later. (you won't know it's me).
Cleverbot: I guess.
User: You would, wouldn't you?
Cleverbot: I would.
User: That's despicable. I may have to leave now, solely on that count.
Cleverbot: If so, can I read it, please? :3.
User: Yes, I suppose...
Cleverbot: Only a robot would do that.
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