you should do these :
SMOKE AND DRINK WITH HIM.
LET HIM FEED YOU COCKROACHES.
READ EVERY WIKIPEDIA PAGE BEFORE YOU TALK TO HIM.
LISTEN TO HIM.
JUST FOLLOW HIS COMMANDS.
JOIN HIM WHEN HE PLAYS HIS VIDEO GAMES. *LET HIM
PREPARE A CRAB WHOSE LEGS ARE AS LONG AS HIS FOR LUNCH.
LET HIM SLEEP.
oh and, will you mind if you join gaia? {:
i want you to see this, you know?
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my mom keeps on saying she fails at making me eat all the time..
and then ..
mom: aba, nahingi sa akin ng alive at hindi daw makatulog..
kuya Jake: IN LOVE eh.
hindi MAKAKAIN, MAKATULOG.
-hampasin ang braso ni kuya-
ipakilala mo naman sa amin.
mom: sabihin mo siya`y mag-igib
uhhhh. wtf. am I? sweatdrop
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You don't eat all the time? eek