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Damon: What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so whipped!
Caroline: You've gotta read the first book first. It won't make sense if you don't.
Damon: I miss Anne Rice. She was so on it.

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Damon: She's been couped up in your room all day. She's not Anne Frank.

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Damon: If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.

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Alaric: First person account of the Civil War? That's like porn for a history teacher.

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Damon: I have two liters of soccer mom in the fridge.

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Anna: Dracula was a complete wuss. Never showered. Very smelly.

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Damon: " It's cool not growing old. I like being the eternal stud."

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Caroline: "How come you don't sparkle?"

Damon: "Cause I live in the real world where vampires burn in the sun."
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