REASON BASTEND GOT KICKED OUT OF HIGHSCHOOL AND REWRITTEN GOLDFISH SCENE
and pardon typos i have a bandaged finger so go figure
Highschool-
Bastend was always a bit of an ODDBALL.
as you know his whole life he had been PLAGUED with images of BEING A LAWYER, BEING A DOCTOR, ECT.
But Bastend Never wanted to be any of those, he wanted to be a Pirate.
the Kids at his Elementry were always in AWE at bastend's dreams. but their parents told them that bastend wasnt a good influence and to Not listen to anything he had to say.
So they did. which Bastend had friends. but he Didnt ACTUALLY HAVE FRIENDS.
they were more like aquantences than friends.
Yeah he saw them everyday at school but they werent like Close.
Bastend never really understoon the concept of friends.
his "friends" would never bother to spend time with him any were outside of school.
so he didnt really have a chance to ever get close to them.
all they cared about were their Lawyerness.
Such Brainwashed kids they were.
Bastend seemed to be the only one who's Brain wasnt contaminated by LAWYERS.
and another thing, Bastend didnt have any talent.
he did have artist talents but they were shunned and father told bastend "your not going to get ANYWHERE in life when you are stuck in such useless fantasies, be a lawyer or a Doctor. something that will actually get you NOTICED."
so bastend never really had talent.
He wasnt very attractive,he wasnt very smart, he wasnt cordinated enough for sports, he had trouble listening, he had trouble learning, he had trouble with everything. and most of all he was Wierd,
Bastend Struggled in school.
and no one would even help him, or even bothered to be around him.
Bastend was Fed up with it.
in high school he just Ditched, failed, and didnt even try in school.
he was a lost cause.
he didnt even have REAL friends to help him out of his Slump.
So as things went, Bastend was about to repeat the sophmore year UNLESS he passed this test.
Desperate Bastend Cheated on the test.
he was caught, and ultimately he got sent to the office. there instead of dealing with his problems, he just Dropped out. and left.
Goldfish scene
The next morning my brother came to me all sad.
Valca- BASTEND!
i shot up outta my bed in shcok of the yelling little brother.
Bastend- hey val *strches* whats up?
i looked at what he was holding, a fish bowl with his dead little fishy in it
Bastend- Did you Fart Again!? Hur hur
Valca- No Hatchet Face! I just woke up to feed him and he just Died! you think you can Revive him with your Electic arm thingy
Bastend- Sure!
mom peeks in through the door she over heard our Convo
Mom- Take it outside, i need the hair dryer...
Bastend- YES MOOMEE! COMMON VAL! LETSA GO!
i just out of bed like mario, but ultimatly failed becuase i fell on the ground akwardsly i got up.
Valca- COMMON!
we run outside like its the end of the world.
we walk over and valca suggests we put mr.fishy on the stump.
so i take him out of the bowl and lay him ever so elegantly onto the stump
Valca- Revive him Doooctorr
he said in a really creepy stalker voice
we are talking with very sarcastic accents and we both sound like stalkers when we talk
Bastend- Oh okayy.... you can be my nurse, im into little boysssss
Valca- EW! thats GROSS!
he broke his character for only a moment
Valca- Comon DOCTOR Revive mr.fishy!
Bastend- Yes my LOVELY NURSE
i take off my gloves
Valca- Nurse? ******** that! i dont wanna be a v****a! I wanna be more like... A MNALY ASSISTANT!
Bastend- A man Nurse?
Valca- No not a nurse, like a Doctors aid
Bastend- a Nurse?
Valca- MANLY ASSISTANT
Bastend- *****! DO YOU WANT YO MOTHA ******** FISHY BACK TO THE LIFE LIFE OR NOT!?
Valca- ******** Cracker! Revive my Fish!
Bastend- ******** Honkey
Valca- Im not ******** white, Im Hispanic!
he licks his finger and does the whole steam bit.
me and my brother talk very rudely to each toher, but for some reason we never get angry, its more like...joking. its rather funny actually XD
so i p
OH HEY LOOK
I HEV PICTURES OF THE FAMILY
i love how they all manage to look different.
but Bastend is Adopted XD
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