boy: hey hun, how are ya?
girl: hi [says nevously]
boy:something wrong?
girl:no no no nothing wrong here..hehe..
boy: are you sure?
girl:*mhmm*
boy: okay...[says weirdly]
girl:*uno* somethind wrong with you?
boy: yes...
girl: well what is it?
boy: [boy cant lie] I-I-I like another girl and....
girl: WHAT??!!?!
boy:dont freak out.. didnt go out with her or anything..well atleast not a lot..
girl:[with tears in eyes] I-I-I-I thought you loved me!
boy: I do! it's just...
girl: WHY?!?! WHY DID YOU DO SUCH A THING?!?!
boy:[with tears in eyes] I'm sorry im sorry! forgive me please!
girl: I cant! what if you do it again?!?!
boy: I wont! I promise!
girl: I cant! I'm sorry. have fun with your ggirl-OTHER girlfriend..[says with tears in eyes]
boy: no! no! PLEASE!
[girl walks away]
[boy cries]
DONT EVER CHEAT!!!!!
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girl: hi [says nevously]
boy:something wrong?
girl:no no no nothing wrong here..hehe..
boy: are you sure?
girl:*mhmm*
boy: okay...[says weirdly]
girl:*uno* somethind wrong with you?
boy: yes...
girl: well what is it?
boy: [boy cant lie] I-I-I like another girl and....
girl: WHAT??!!?!
boy:dont freak out.. didnt go out with her or anything..well atleast not a lot..
girl:[with tears in eyes] I-I-I-I thought you loved me!
boy: I do! it's just...
girl: WHY?!?! WHY DID YOU DO SUCH A THING?!?!
boy:[with tears in eyes] I'm sorry im sorry! forgive me please!
girl: I cant! what if you do it again?!?!
boy: I wont! I promise!
girl: I cant! I'm sorry. have fun with your ggirl-OTHER girlfriend..[says with tears in eyes]
boy: no! no! PLEASE!
[girl walks away]
[boy cries]
DONT EVER CHEAT!!!!!
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TO DO AT WAL-MART:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help tou, begin to cry and ask, Why can't you people just leave me alone?
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say PICK ME,PICK ME!!
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, NO! NO! It's those voices again!
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, pikachu I choose you!!
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things.
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help tou, begin to cry and ask, Why can't you people just leave me alone?
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say PICK ME,PICK ME!!
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, NO! NO! It's those voices again!
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, pikachu I choose you!!
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things.
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If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS because in The Bible it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you. =)
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*ღYoU gOtTa PrObLeM wIt Me?ღ *
*ღSoLvE iTღ *
*ღtHiNk Im TrIpPiN?ღ *
*ღtIe My ShOeSღ *
*ღcAnT sTaNd Me?ღ *
*ღSiT dOwNღ *
*ღcAnT fAcE mE?ღ *
*ღtUrN tHa f**k ArOuNdღ *
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*ღSoLvE iTღ *
*ღtHiNk Im TrIpPiN?ღ *
*ღtIe My ShOeSღ *
*ღcAnT sTaNd Me?ღ *
*ღSiT dOwNღ *
*ღcAnT fAcE mE?ღ *
*ღtUrN tHa f**k ArOuNdღ *
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What the gesture means...
Invisable tears = "Goodbye"
Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "i don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "i just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
--Advice--
Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love
Invisable tears = "Goodbye"
Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "i don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "i just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
--Advice--
Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love
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Girl: Hey babe, I'll be right back. I need to take this call. Boy: Yeah okay. Sure. She walks into the next room. Girl: Hey! Guy: [on his cell phone] Hey hun, do you think we could go do something later tonight? Girl: Yeah, sounds great! Guy :[on his cell phone] Okay. I'm right by your ... house, I'll come to get you now. Girl: That ...'s not... such a good idea. Guy: [on his cell phone ... ...] Why not ...? Girl: I'm busy right now. sorry. Guy [on his cell phone] With what? It's our anniversary! You didn't make any other plans did you. In her head she yells, CRAP! Throws clothes back on quickly. Girl: No No. I was just eating. with the family. Guy [on his cell phone] But I thought you said your family was away this weekend up at your resort? The guy walks into her house, turns the corner into the hallway goes downstairs,and finds his best friend on her couch, half un-dressed, trying to pull his pants back on and his girlfriend pulling her shirt over her head. Guy: What the hell is going on?! Girl: I can explain! Please listen to me! Guy: Benny?How could you do this to me! Rachel! I thought you loved me! And yet, your sleeping with MY BEST FRIEND!!!! Girl: John... John with tears in his eyes,he rushes out of room, and slams the door. Benny climbs out of the window, starts his car, and drives off down the street. Girl runs after her boyfriend. Yelling.... Girl: NOOOO! Please!!Come back John!! Pleeeeeassse???? She falls down and cries. John turns around, looks straight at his girlfriend in tears. John: Why? Rachel, why? I loved you! Oh my God, I'm in love with a whore. Does this mean I have to pay you now?! Here take this as the cash. He drops a ring box on her lap. She opens the ring box. Her jaw drops...Before her eyes is a diamond wedding ring. Girl: You were going to propose?Guy: Yeah... Girl: How dumb was I? And as he slowly walked back to his car, his headlights faded ... And she was in despair. Later that night, the girl got a phone call from the police saying he had died of an overdose of drugs and when they found him he had a picture of her and him in his hands If you love/like someone, and you want them in your life forever, repost in 380 seconds as "cheating hurts.Or your true love will walk away from you. Did you know that every night b4 u go to sleep there is 1 person of the opposite sex thinking of you. they want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true. if u repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within 1 month and either ask you out or grab you and kiss you. Guys cheating hurts. Never do this to someone, and never put yourself, or others through it. Cheating hurts and has drastic results. He was going to propose, he overdosed on drugs, he killed himself for the girl he loved.
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When you break her heart= [ the pain NEVER really goes away ] WHEN SHE MISSES YOU= [ SHES HURTING INSIDE] When she says its over= [ she STILL wants you to be hers ] When you ignore her= [you hurt her feelings ] when you pay attention to somthing else= [ she want you to pay atention to HER. When she reposts this bulletin= [ she wants you to read it ] When she walks away from you mad= [ Follow her] When she stare's at your mouth= [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hit's you= [ Grab her and don’t let go ] When she start's cursing at you= [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet= [ Ask her what’s wrong] When she ignore's you= [ Give her your attention] When she pulls away= [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst= [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying= [Just hold her and don’t say a word ] When you see her walking= [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared= [ Protect her ] When she lay's her head on your shoulder= [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ] When she steal's your favorite hat= [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she tease's you= [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesn’t answer for a long time= [ reassure her that everything is okay ] When she looks at you with doubt= [ Back yourself up with the TRUTH] When she say's that she like's you= [ she really does more than you could understand ] When she grab's at your hands= [ Hold her's and play with her fingers ] When she bump's into you= [ bump into her back and make her laugh ] When she tells you a secret= [ keep it safe and untold] When she looks at you in your eyes [ don’t look away until she does] -DON'T let her have the last word - -You can call her hot but Gorgeous or beautiful is soo much better - -Say you love her more than she could ever love you - -Argue that she is the best girl ever - -When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go - -When she says she's ok don’t believe it, talk with her - -because 10 yrs later she'll remember you - -Treat her like she's all that matters to you - -Tease her and let her tease you back - -When she's bored and sad, hang out with her - -Let her know she's important - -When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's a** am I kicking today baby?
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A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me clolored?the black man den sat down and the white man walked away put diss on ur page if u hate!! racism
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Girl: Hey
Boy: Uhm? Hi.
Girl: What's up?
Boy: Nothing, is there a reason you're talking to me?
Girl: Well I sort of like you.
Boy: ???
Girl: Do you like me back?
Boy: Well uhm you're 2 years younger than me.
Girl: Oh.
Boy: Yeah.
Girl: Okay well I have to go.
Boy: Bye
......... 2 weeks later The boy saw the girl on the news, she hung herself. She left a note that said, "Age shouldn't matter, I will always love you". ....... 1 week later The boy was on the news, he hung himself too, but he wrote on the wall and said,"I was wrong. Age shouldn't matter.You were right. I love you forever and always". if you Believe that age shouldn't matter,post this on your profile
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Emo doesn't mean u cut. Emo doesn't mean ur gay. Emo doesn't mean ur suicidal. Emo is real. Emo is people. Emo is everything. Emo is a label. Emo is being free. Free to be you. Free to express. Free to tell everyone to f*** off!! Emo is just a word .-EMOS- *Are not cry babies *Do not always wear black *Can be very nice people *Don't always cut themselves *Are not always depressed *Can be happy too *Are normal people just like you (Put this on your profile if you agree with this.)
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