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- “Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.”

-“Was your dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.”

- “Do you want to do math? Let’s add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!”

-“Hey, I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.”

- “I’m like a Rubik’s Cube... The more you play with me, the harder I get.”

-“I think there’s something wrong with my eyes...because I can’t seem to take them off you"

-“It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Because I’m totally checking you out.”