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The scene is the front, where the German Army and the Italian Army are facing off
against each other. Both sides have barricaded themselves inside their trenches,
and as neither one is able to do any damage to the another, they have arrived at a stalemate.
However, in order to get the Italians to poke their heads out of the trenches so
they can shoot at them, the Germans came up with the scheme of calling a common Italian name.

German Soldier: Marco! Is Marco over there?
Italian Soldier: I'm right here!
And as soon as he pops his head out of the hole a sniper gets him.

After taking severe casualties from this trick, the Italian troops finally learned
from their mistakes and tried the same thing on the Germans.

Italian Soldier: Hey! Adolf! Is Adolf there?
German Soldier: Hey, who just called my name?
Italian Soldier: It was me!
And he jumps up and gets shot.

*From a Hetalia strip




In order to protect its permanent neutrality,
Switzerland would shoot down any planes that flew over, Allied or Axis.

What's more, Swiss postal workers are also all soldiers in the army,
and carry special post office guns.
The neutral guys are the scary ones!

*Another Hetalia strip. ^.^ Suisu is my favorite character~




Everyone's Own Christmas:

Japan: Called to attend America's party out of obligation.

England: Called to attend America's party out of obligation.
Brought a Christmas tree to show off with, but because
America's was so huge and impressive, he ended up crying.

France: Went to the party at America's place to eat and
drink and take girls home.

Russia: Spent the day in a dignified manner.

China: Cried

*Hetalia strip.