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My brothers in the living room on the couch.

My mom in her chair.

So my brother was like; ’Can I ask you a question?’
My mom says; ’Sure.
’
My brothers like ’What do the balls do?’
My mom starts talking about sperm and how it’s used to make a baby.

I am laughing my ******** a** off.

I walk into the living room and I was laughing.

So my brother start talking again ’Sperm? What’s that?’
Mom; ’It’s what helps make the baby. Can’t have a baby without sperm.
’
Brother; If you don’t have balls how do you make a baby?’
Mom; You can’t.
Me; Unless you go to a sperm bank. Buut that’s mainly for gays.

Oh my god.

That convo made my ******** day.

:]

Written; April 9th 2008