Okay... One of my grandmas is a smidge of a... I'm not gonna say it... But she's one of those people who believe that as long as they go to church, they can be as mean-spirited as they want to whoever they want. (PKP if youre reading you know which grandma I'm talking about) But she's a racist, biggot, and a homophobe, and seems to supremely place my father lower on the chain of love than his 2 brothers... (seriously she stabbed him with a fork...) And she never shuts up, and talks about NOTHING!!!!!!! I try to respect her and somehow manage it...
Anyway... My parents recently told me a story about her. Her mother had altzheimers, and they were all visiting her in the nursing home. She was going to go out in the car to get something or something to the effect, and then somebody wants to go out at the same time. She opens the door for that somebody while she was running her mouth off, and it turns out it was a patient lol She didn't know this... Then, all these other patients started going out of the door after that one. She still didn't realize something was amiss. Finally she shuts the door after letting out those people... Nobody seemed to notice. Later that day somebody FINALLY got the idea that people were missing. They all ended up in their pajamas on highway 370 rofl They were all trying to go home. It's freaking hilarious. I was actually rofling! rofl rofl rofl
vampirepiggyhunter7 · Sun Mar 12, 2006 @ 03:35am · 4 Comments |