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Moni has been going under the couch lately. I didn't know he was under the couch when my family came over. What happened was Moni had been under the couch so when I went to get drinks I heard a scream from the living room. I race out their and what do I see? My cousin is standing on my beautiful couch pointing and screaming at Moni, and my cousin-in-law trying to poke Moni with the fire poker. Never anrger Moni is my main rule when my neice and nephew come over to aunties house. Now the kids have seen Moni before and have learned that Moni is just part of my family. Of cousre when I saw Moni was in pain from that sound and the poker that hit him just then, I saw red. I yank the fire poker out of my cousin-in-laws hand and threw in to the fireplace. At this point I am boiling mad as I see my cousin trying to step on Moni while screaming "Ew", "Get that disgusting thing out of here", and "Help". I shout "SHUT UP!". From this day on my cousins kids are only allowed at my house. Poor Moni. He is shaking from the experience. My cousin will pay! Moni is so scared he won't evenchew on his baby toys head. He ALWAYS chews that head!