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Before you read this is a joke that was created between me and some friends. Peg Leg Jones is in fact a pirate so that is why here are some pirate references....He is hardcore and please enjoy this

I’m Peg Leg Jones your just trash
Give a yo ho ho put a cannon in your a**
I’m a bad a** girls wanna ride my mast
Haunting on these niggas like ghostly gass
You have no clue what I’v done in my past
Look at my gun you will get a flash
Of pain you can’t dodge I’m too fast
I’m a pirate yeah I travel on my boat
I’ll raid your ship won’t kill you but set you a float
Walk the plank feed you to the sharks yeah the plank
You hate cause I’m bad yeah my attitude is stank
I’m not afraid I would even hold up a bank
My crew is strong give a arghhh and move through you like a tank
I’m greedy with a thirst for some booty
Yeah treasure also a** yall niggas so fruity
I’m ready to rape a hoe
A wench don’t mean s**t so you already know
Sailin on the ocean yeah the big blue
Here comes another raid won’t stop til ya all through
I’m dead but still run the game
I’m a ghost still hauntin bringing niggas pain
Yall dudes can’t even imagine my fame
The navy is comin after me but I won’t be tamed
I’m not that f*****t Depp
When you feel my presence you sweat
I’m a real pirate
Don’t even try it
I cause a riot
Put you on a diet
From all the violence
Forget about makin it your life’s a wrap
Better not find Peg Leg or that is that