First time doing one of these- so it will contain fail. owo And failure at humor. You have been warned. 8D
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So, this chapter is only 6 chapters away from 88- OH THE PERFECT SYMMETRY OF IT ALL!
Skipping the cover page- where as Maka and Blair believe they can fly, this chapter starts off with the Kishin symbol.
Ohshitwhat.
Then it magically goes on a speech about everyone's favorite madness spreader- Asura, a.k.a, the strongest coward. Oh hey, look! It's the bag Asura was sealed in. Nostalgia trip all over again.
Lolwut.
Asura's time of love is MAGICALLY switched over to Justin- who has one of the creepiest faces I have ever seen. He looks like he just smoked a hell lot of weed. Or just had fun at the Clown Rave Party from the last chapter. Either works. His fangirls will now consider this expression his official rape face. Funny thing is, he exclaims, "Oh God".
Yeah- I'm going with my theory on both.
PANEL SWITCH! Looks like Gooberkins is getting some love as well, same with the Index, who are both basically there to let us know they're still part of this damn cool story. Oh Gooby and Index, how could we forget our very own Book of Eibon misfits?
OH HEY, WE'RE BACK IN DEATH CITY. Kid is apologizing to his daddy for making him worry. Awww. And Shinis just glad he's okay. Awwww. Look at that bond. Daddygami goes off in a proud speech of how Kid already connected two of his Sanzu [spelled Sanzo in the translation. Wut. ] lines, and is developing his Sinigami powers.
Spirit is obviously not pleased by this. He's probably thinking that when Kid develops fully, Shini dies and he'll be stuck with Stein- who according to Marie, is a pervert. U r so rood, Spirit. Let Kid be a big boy.
Kid flashes a smile that makes fangirls swoon, thanking daddygami. But he goes all srs business, and like- "So like, Noah. Yeah. What da ******** he did?" Kid basically explains that Noah was some kind of collecting machine and had no soul. Daddygami decides to go all, "Lolgreed. I mean wut. I don't know s**t. Stfu."
LOCATION SWITCH. AGAIN.
Down in some creepy ***** woods, Gopher is sitting with the book of Eibon, basically all " :'< Noah-saammmaa..." and angsty.
Amgwait!
Index starts going on some rambling to NO ONE in particular, of how Noah accomplished greed, got BREW, Eibon sealed himself away, and how he wants to teach. Great Teacher Index-sama? Then he basically goes on about how knowledge can be evil.
Hey, at least BREW is back.
SCENE SWITCH. FOR THE... 3RD TIME?
We're back at the Death Room, Kid and Stein are standing next to each other. Stein/Kid shippers will now considering this a shipping moment because they were standing near each other, and breathing the same air. Stein goes off about how if people know more than necessary, they stop thinking. Or something. Daddygami then asks Stein what he felt when he held the book of Eibon. He obviously wanted to know if Stein gets turned on by magical books.
Waitwut
Stein explains that when he held the book, he stopped thinking. Stein? Stop thinking? How is this possible? Book got skills. Daddygami explains that "people stop thinking when they are before all knowledge". ... So like, the Book of Eibon knows everything? Book got skills. Kid chimes in with "Is that the madness of knowledge?". So... knowledge has madness now? WRRRYYY. Oh wait- Index steals the spotlight again- so THAT'S who he's talking to. He's all like;
"WHAT IS MADNESS? ASURA DON'T HURT ME. DON'T HURT ME. NO MO."
*SHOT*
Buutt, Index's speech is rather confusing, rambling on whether madness comes first or second- making a weird comparison of chicken and eggs. Then he babbles of Eibon's knowledge, and how rules will not stop his "Greatness". I thought Black*Star was the greatest, man. AND THEN- SO VALIENTLY, THE BOOK OF EIBON SHIIINNEESS IN GOPHER'S FACE ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKKKYYY AS "The Statue of Raeg" IS RELEASED.
FFFFUUU-
IT'S NOAH. WHAT IS THIS. HE'S BACK. But in much nicer looking clothing, What happened to his belt fetish? That's obviously why he made Gopher a belt way back in chapter 67-68- so Waffles' orgasm cannon could be transmitted through that belt and sent back to Noah. And because he just found them plain sexy- even on his minions.
Gopher, being a pansy, backs up into a tree when NICERLOOKING!Noah gives him this cold glare that Gopher doesn't find attractive at all. Noah decides to be an a**, tells Gopher to STFU, and get on his horse and follow him.
Omai.
Gopher is totally turned on- shown by his EXTREMELY gay face, and calls Noah wild.
BACK AT THE DEATH ROOM- Stein has a new corpse to play with! Yay! Sadistic joy! Ohwait. Nah. It's just Tezca's body in a bag.
AMGAMGAMG TEZCA'S FACE--
Wait what the hell?
Spirit and Stein are baffled- as is every OTHER person anticipating seeing Tezca's face. Turns out he used some old man. U a**, Tezca. So now, apparently, Tezca deceived everybody- even his fellow Death Scythes and faculty. Spirits just like; "Maybe it was the madness, man." But look! Kid comes to the rescue and calls Spirit's theory nonsense! Good thing we have Kid on our side.
Scene swap to some guy smoking. He goes on about being able to track souls of the people he's reflected. Oh hey, it's Tezca. Still no face. FML. Tezca still rambles to himself of how if he hadn't disobeyed Shinigami's orders, he would never be able to track Justin. And go all; "JASU COME BACK. YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL, ON, ME." like he did when he was first shown. He slides on his normal mas--
..........
Oh wait. That's a squirrel mask. ... Yeah Tezca, real creative design. NO ONE will figure you out. FOR SURE, MAN.
OVER TO MOSCOW, SOMEWHERE IN EUROPE. Oh look- a bunch of guards getting their asses kicked! But by who?
That's right fans- everyone's favorite abused, gender confused emo kid;
CHRONA.
Chrona is all like, "b***h YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE PART OF DIS EXPERIMENT GTFA MY WAY, HOAR.". Lolwut. Experiment? Oh god. Another guard gets killed, Chrona obviously wanting to give Medusa some good reputation. ... SINCE WHEN DID SHE HAVE GOOD REPUTATION?
Chrona's new outfit seems weirder than before- though Ragnarok looks ******** messed up. He looks like a ******** duck. Or a foot. Or BlackDragonRaptorJesus!Ragnarok's head. Spawning out of Chrona's spinal chord still, oh god wry. So apparently Chrona has to kill a Death Scythe. LET'S THINK BACK TO WHEN THEY FOUGHT STEIN, SHALL WE? OR MAKA? ... Then again, that was awhile ago- so forget it.
Oh hey look! Scene change! Medusa's back- I can hear both yays and boos all around me. Medusa, being the terrible mother she is, is still using Chrona for experiments. She wants the Black Blood to grow and make the Kishin hers. But she was the one who released it... So now, when Chrona attacks. They have to harden it.
...... Oh guttermind, ilu.
Back to some guards, they're using their skillz to find "it". That's such a nice term to describe Chrona. I don't blame them- all we know is that Chrona has a very feminine a**. LOL ALLEYWAY. Chronas just standing there like a creeper. Guards are like; "Dere dey are!", Duck!narok is like; "Hey, isn't that the guy on the poster?", Chrona clarifies that it's their target- Tsar. ... Tsar. Like.. TsuStar? Star? *SHOT*
Chrona uses dat madness fushion, and spawns 3 arms. Again. As if seeing them in the Black*Star fight wasn't weird enough. Chrona starts the experiment- Medusa showing off her creeper/rape face a.k.a the face Stein has to be very afraid of.. as she watches through her stalker crystal ball. More guards get owned by bloody needles- which don't have to be spawned by blood shed anymore. No moar emo Chrona? Some guard does some sort of jumping s**t- and FALCON KICKS Chrona in the face with double boots.
Chrona's expression doesn't seem pained. Duck!narok is just like; "That's a Death Scythe for you.". How would he know? Chrona tries to get in some pose, facing some huge, tall, fat guy. He grabs his head and-
...
Ohgod what. He lifted his head and uses it as a ball and chain. WHAT IS THIS. THAT HAS TO HURT HIS NECK. But hey- Duck!narok to the rescue by using a new attack- Bloody Coat!
....
THAT IS SUCH A NICE NAME. SERIOUSLY.
So apparently his name is "Magic Bullet Tsar Pushka.". Magic bullet? BALL AND CHAIN. NOT A BULLET. So, apparently he wants to pay back some kind of debt. Probably for those poor guards. PANEL SWITCH, over to Medusa. So aparently she wanted Chrona's armor to shatter during the fight with Star- who is aparently now the guardian of honesty.
Wait wut. I thought he was a ninja.
Oh wait- never mind. Chronas still emo. They whip out a small blade out of no where and cut their wrist. Chrona- go to theraphy. Or Medusa rehab. CUTTING IT BAD FOR YOU.
Chrona's face made me die in this last page. INNSSANNITTYY FLOWS OUT OF THEIR WRIST RATHER THAN BLOOD. Their expression can be translated as, "At first I was like... but then I was like...", or "Jizzed in my pants". Your choice. And for the final piece of dialogue for Chrona- say it with me everybody-
"My blood is black."
Oh Ohkubo~.
TL; DR
Justin: Ohgod, dat weed and party was awesome...
Goober: Lolhi. I'm still here.
Index: Me too.
Kid: I'm sorry daddy. ;w;
Shini: Oh it's okay. At least you're alive. I'm so proud of joo. 8D
Spirit: ......
Shini: So, who da ******** is dis Noah?
Kid: I couldn't see his soul- he was a machine, yo.
Shini: Lol greed. I meanwut.
Kid: Father knows something? o:
Shini: STFU NO.
Gopher: Noah-sammaa :'<
Index: LolNoah got BREW. I wanna teach. Eibon is so smart.
Stein: Lolknowledge. I stopped thinking when I touched a book.
Shini: Lol you stop thinking when you come before all knowledge.
Kid: Madness=knowledge?
Index: Nostfu. Eibon's greatness will not be held back. GO, STATUE OF RAEG, I CHOOSE YOU.
Noah: Ohey
Gopher: amgNoah-sama
Noah: wut
Gopher; WHO ARE YOU?
Noah; Stfu b***h, follow me and be my hoe.
Gopher: Omai, you're so wild.
Stein: Opening it...
Spirit: Da hale is dis shet?
Stein: Tezca? Illusions? Not following Shini's orders? Wut.
Spirit: Maybe the madness got him?
Kid: Bitchplz. Tezca ain't like that.
Tezca: If I reflect people, I can track dem. That's why I disobeyed Shibusen and divorced my Meister. FAIL DISGUISE, GO!
Guards: Ohshi--
Chrona: Gtfo, hoar. You're not going to be part of dis experiment.
Guards: ffuuuu-
Chrona: I have to keep up my mommy's reputation. I will crush a Death Scythe.
Medusa: Go get your blood hard so I can have the Kishin
Chrona: Kay
Tsar: Lolsup
Duck!narok: Ohhey. It's that guy.
Chrona: Amgtarget. Tsar. b***h I keel u.
Chrona: Madness fushion, plz. Bloody Needles
Guards: FFUUU-
Tsar: FALCON KICK
Chrona: Ohshi-
Duck!Narok: That's a Death Scythe for ya!
Tsar; BALL HEAD, GO.
Chrona: Bloody Coat, b***h. Lolno.
Medusa: I am so glad dere armor broek.
Chrona: I cut myself
Tsar: Da hale?
Chrona: My blood is black.
Overall- I'm a bit "Waitwut" at this chapter. I WOULD love to see some Liz and Patti character developement, with some proper reuinion for Kid.
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