Once upon a F_king time:
Once there was king
who had a shining sword
and a lovely little dog
And he would always sing
'I'm fly-ing without wings'
The king also had a son
Who wished he was a girl
and wore a sword with shawl
He called everyone hun
And did ballet for fun
The king had a wife
Who was quite pretty
And also very witty
But secretly was a dyke
And often smoked the pipe
Thus was the king's family
Queer as they come
But clearly more than some
So you should know this lastly
The king at birth was named Emily
-by Change A
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