The Judgmentals and the Fundamentals of the Ladies and Men
Sometimes I think know what ladies want
And I think I’m a mastermind
Of thinking about what it is a lady may want
Every single time
I use to think this often
But, now I know it’s a lie
I use to think that ladies like you
From what your money can supply
I use to think it was cars
But now, I know that’s no surprise
Even I’ve seen ladies go to men
Who cannot even drive
Was it for the muscle?
Or maybe the six pack?
Or was it for the bad boy
Or for the macho manly act?
Well, some guys are kind of flabby
And, most aren’t really strong
The bad boy thing is just an act
And to lead her on is just wrong
It’s the “in” clothing that they like
Like the jacket or that new shoe
But, some ladies stray towards guys
Even if they don’t have what is new
OH HO! It’s the sex!
They like men who are good in bed!
Wait… All guys start out as virgins
So, that thought’s pretty much dead.
The long hair might be the trick
But, that’s not it at all
Some ladies take interest in some men
Who are COMPLETELY bald
It’s gotta be the money
It HAS to be the green
But, some people have ladies and their pockets are broke
So, that thought’s just obscene
What am I not getting here?
I thought of everything
That could possibly get a lady over
I just don’t get this scene
Maybe it’s what I’m not looking at
So maybe I’ll give that a try
Yeah, I think I’ll go with that
Let’s see what I can pry
Theeeere… are some nice guys out there
Maybe they like them?
If that’s the case, then why put on
The whole bad boy act then?
I don’t know who likes a poor man
Just because he’s poor
The gold digging women tend to avoid them
So, that doesn’t get a score
Not having muscle isn’t bad
But some ladies like’em strong
They wanna see you bulge and flex
So, this might just be wrong
Yeah, you could be bald
But there is nothing there
What happen when she
Wants to run her fingers through your hair?
And even if you’re clothing
Is not “in” or it’s old
Some ladies don’t like it
When you wear a shoe down to the sole
Walking is nice and all
When the weather is sound
But in this day and age
She might need your car to get around
And, the thing about the virgins
Some ladies think in certain aspects
That, they don’t wanna deal with you
If you cannot give them good sex
So, the “good” and the “bad” lost
This is getting insane
If I keep thinking about this
I might not have a brain
Ladies are confusing
But, then again
I shouldn’t point this at the ladies
Because it’s the SAME for the men
Men and women
All alike
Who cannot win
In this huge fight
So, let me be fair
And not take sides of gender
When thinking about what ladies want
In this big fender bender
Alright, I got it
And, I’ll let you know
What my opinion is
On this subject though
Sometimes we judge
On what we can give others in certain amounts
And judging on the out
When it’s what’s inside that counts
And, it’s not about the fortunes
And it’s not about the fame
A man or lady could get ten times excited
Just by giving them your name
Sometimes we do or don’t care
About what we can grab and proclaim
But, when we apply this to people
Is the thought really the same
Can we not just take some one
As they are
Without letting subjects like these
Take our mind too far
From what really matter to us
Including , in spite
Or do our personal interest get in the way
Of the people we say we don’t like
Well, whatever the case
You know what you want
We all think in different
Sizes, colors, shapes, and font
Keep doing what you’re doing
And if you’re not hurting anyone
Then keep liking what you’re liking
If you like it a ton
Don’t judge them for what they have
Or for what they have not
Cause if more than likely
They’ll do the same to you on the spot
Weak, strong, bad, nice
Rich, poor, short, tall,
Virgin or not, hair, bald
And for those I didn’t name, let’s welcome them all.
We’d have an easier time
If we skipped the judgmentals
And looked at ourselves and others
For the simple fudamentals
Japan Underground ™
Paul Peterson ©2011
Sometimes I think know what ladies want
And I think I’m a mastermind
Of thinking about what it is a lady may want
Every single time
I use to think this often
But, now I know it’s a lie
I use to think that ladies like you
From what your money can supply
I use to think it was cars
But now, I know that’s no surprise
Even I’ve seen ladies go to men
Who cannot even drive
Was it for the muscle?
Or maybe the six pack?
Or was it for the bad boy
Or for the macho manly act?
Well, some guys are kind of flabby
And, most aren’t really strong
The bad boy thing is just an act
And to lead her on is just wrong
It’s the “in” clothing that they like
Like the jacket or that new shoe
But, some ladies stray towards guys
Even if they don’t have what is new
OH HO! It’s the sex!
They like men who are good in bed!
Wait… All guys start out as virgins
So, that thought’s pretty much dead.
The long hair might be the trick
But, that’s not it at all
Some ladies take interest in some men
Who are COMPLETELY bald
It’s gotta be the money
It HAS to be the green
But, some people have ladies and their pockets are broke
So, that thought’s just obscene
What am I not getting here?
I thought of everything
That could possibly get a lady over
I just don’t get this scene
Maybe it’s what I’m not looking at
So maybe I’ll give that a try
Yeah, I think I’ll go with that
Let’s see what I can pry
Theeeere… are some nice guys out there
Maybe they like them?
If that’s the case, then why put on
The whole bad boy act then?
I don’t know who likes a poor man
Just because he’s poor
The gold digging women tend to avoid them
So, that doesn’t get a score
Not having muscle isn’t bad
But some ladies like’em strong
They wanna see you bulge and flex
So, this might just be wrong
Yeah, you could be bald
But there is nothing there
What happen when she
Wants to run her fingers through your hair?
And even if you’re clothing
Is not “in” or it’s old
Some ladies don’t like it
When you wear a shoe down to the sole
Walking is nice and all
When the weather is sound
But in this day and age
She might need your car to get around
And, the thing about the virgins
Some ladies think in certain aspects
That, they don’t wanna deal with you
If you cannot give them good sex
So, the “good” and the “bad” lost
This is getting insane
If I keep thinking about this
I might not have a brain
Ladies are confusing
But, then again
I shouldn’t point this at the ladies
Because it’s the SAME for the men
Men and women
All alike
Who cannot win
In this huge fight
So, let me be fair
And not take sides of gender
When thinking about what ladies want
In this big fender bender
Alright, I got it
And, I’ll let you know
What my opinion is
On this subject though
Sometimes we judge
On what we can give others in certain amounts
And judging on the out
When it’s what’s inside that counts
And, it’s not about the fortunes
And it’s not about the fame
A man or lady could get ten times excited
Just by giving them your name
Sometimes we do or don’t care
About what we can grab and proclaim
But, when we apply this to people
Is the thought really the same
Can we not just take some one
As they are
Without letting subjects like these
Take our mind too far
From what really matter to us
Including , in spite
Or do our personal interest get in the way
Of the people we say we don’t like
Well, whatever the case
You know what you want
We all think in different
Sizes, colors, shapes, and font
Keep doing what you’re doing
And if you’re not hurting anyone
Then keep liking what you’re liking
If you like it a ton
Don’t judge them for what they have
Or for what they have not
Cause if more than likely
They’ll do the same to you on the spot
Weak, strong, bad, nice
Rich, poor, short, tall,
Virgin or not, hair, bald
And for those I didn’t name, let’s welcome them all.
We’d have an easier time
If we skipped the judgmentals
And looked at ourselves and others
For the simple fudamentals
Japan Underground ™
Paul Peterson ©2011
