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Cheesecake, Birds, and the Judicial system
Dear Diary thing,
Wowie cazowie, I just read that depressing mess I posted about a year ago, with the whole henchgirl thing, why didn't anyone provide me with something I could hang myself with. I think it would be good too get a high powered heavy duty ceiling fan and hang yourself from it, you'd have to have a remote or have someone push the button, but it would be funny too fly around on it while you were dead, well I imagine it would if you could feel anything but the life and light exiting your body, at least you'd go out with a smile. I was instructed by my psychiatrist that it probably would be a good idea too write down everything I am experiencing, my thoughts at the time of experiencing them kind of like a means of getting to the bottom of my dementia if thats what it is. I had Jury duty today, it was advised that I state I am mentally incompetent and a criminal and therefore should not serve on Jury duty, but I wanted too see how the justice system works, maybe dish out my own brand of justice, I was turned away however, I guess they didn't like purple suits. Well thankfully it allowed me to grab some company, I don't know who she was, but she was very polite while we ate blueberry cheesecake together, I don't suppose me waving around a broken bottle around had anything to do with it. So I am back at the home now, listening too 'Sex Gang Children' let me tell you, anything about Andi Sexgang is win.

I'm currently watching the birds out my window, you don't assume to know how many grubs and worms and the like are actually in the grass until every time they swoop down they bring something back up with them, and then smash it unconcious against the tree branch, must be a terrible way to die. I imagine to worms, it was like dragons were too us. Oh! Randomly, I went to the local thrift store, we have quite a few where I live, I found this little statue with a male child and a female child holding hands and standing ankle deep in what looks like a cloud, something very christian-y I imagine, but you know me...can't leave things how they're supposed to be. I saw a new vision and it seems like it would be a waste if I didn't act on it. I bought modeling clay, gonna make a tombstone behind the two kids, and have them both looking like zombies, the "clouds" will be turned into soil, genius right!? I can't wait. Anyways I've run out of interesting things to say, so I'm going, not like anyone reads this crap anyways, right? Well...maybe my new doctors.
-Joker





 
 
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