Welcome to Gaia! :: View User's Journal | Gaia Journals

My leaving from Vegas got post-poned, again (thanks, mom!) I'm now leaving on Tuesday! T:
Hahaha, but my conversation with Ken-Ken, and Kaitlyn was awesome!!! smile )

Me-Ohmygod! Shut up! It's Karrot!!!
Ken-Ken-GASP! It's Karrot!!!
Me- *answers my phone* KARRR-IIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!
Kaitlyn-*on the other end* Hi!
Ken-Ken-KARROT!!!!
Kaitlyn-Ken-Ken!!!
Me-Oh, so Ken-Ken get's her name heard but I only get a 'Hi!' God! I feel so loved!
Kaitlyn-Uuggghh. Shut uuuup!!! Hahaha
Me-No! You hurt my feelings! Hmph!
Kaitlyn-Well then, get over it.
Me-AUH!
Ken-Ken- *Laughing her a** off, fur serial*
Kaitlyn-You heard me!
Me- AUH! You, sir, have no soul!!!
Kaitlyn- Generally.
Ken-Ken- Don't sound so sad, gosh! Haha
Me-Yeauh! What made you so soul-less?
Kaitlyn- My soul was replaced with sarcasm at the age of 12. [:
Me-Hm! No wonder you've been so cold all this time!

Ken-Ken-I woud say more like.... sarcastic.
Me-DUUUHHH!!!!
Kaitlyn-Pft! Winnie, you're just jealous because-- Oh. My. God. What the ******** is he doing here???
Ken-Ken-Who? Why? What? And where?
Me-Please don't tell me it's Spot???
Kaitlyn- *sighs very loudly and angrily*
Me-It's Spot isn't it?
Kaitlyn- Eee-yup. Complete with the Rat package.
Ken-Ken- Who's Spot? And what the hell is a Rat package?
Me-Kait used to have a majour crush on Spot, and she asked him out, and he like, bitched her out fur like, no reason. And then he got a girlfriend-that would be Rat, 'cause she looks like a rat- and since he and her started dating, they've been like, complete douche-packers to her. Again, fur no reason. Like, they keep staring at her.
Ken-Ken- Oh. That totally blows.
Kaitlyn- More than you know.
Me- Damn, girl! I can see that glare over the phone!
Ken-Ken- Fur serial!
Kaitlyn- Believe me, if you were here, you would know that this is full-on Death Glare.
Me- So, what? Anyone who's near you is backing away slowly, and when they get far enough away, they run?
Kaitlyn- Pretty much.
Ken-Ken- Do you still, you know....have left over crush feelings for him?
Me- *places my hand over the phone* Hush up, about that! Do you want her to break her phone?? She's clenching that thing pretty hard, I can hear the buttons popping.
Ken-Ken- What else am I s'pposed to say?? "Sorry, but you need to get the ******** over him, because he's obviously not fur you??" That's too invasive.
Me- Obviously she does still have left over crush feelings! Duhh! Basically everyone in the world has that happen to them!!! And, Spot looks so much like DB does, only shorter, and Spot's face is full of acne. That it gets her even more pissed off!
Ken-Ken-OH! I forgot about DB.
Me-Yeah! I would suggest keeping your mouth shut about him too. Or who knows what she'll do and who she'll kill.... Or put in the hospital with severe injuries.
Kaitlyn-You know I can still hear you guys, right?
Me & Ken-Ken- *look at eachother*
Me-Well... We do now! Haha!
Kaitlyn-Mhmmm..... Ken-Ken, yeah, I still have left over crush feelings. I don't like it. I was doing fine until my sister stole the spotlight fur me and a hot guy, and then Spot showed up. My sister made me feel like I wasn't good enough fur an eightteen yearold, and Spot made me feel like s**t. And now I wanna ball my eyes out. ********. I'm pathetic.
Me-Sounds to me like you're gonna start soon.
Kaitlyn-Yeah, I'm supposed to start on the eightteenth through the twenty-second.
Ken-Ken-I'll be sure to send you a giant bag of chocolate with Winnie when she leaves!!!
Kaitlyn-Awwweee, Thanks Kenny!!!
Me-Excuse me? When did I become your messanger girl!!!
Ken-Ken- Just now!
Me, Ken-Ken, & Kaitlyn-*cracking up!!!*
Me-And I'm sure once school starts, you'll find another one, and'll completely forget about Ratty and Acne. Hahaha, see how I made that rhyme???
Ken-Ken-You're so talented, haha.
Me-*says with sass* MmmmHm!
******** no! The only males in my life now are my friends! And I'm not going any further in the relationship! If guys think I'm cute, theycan find me. I'm done trying to find them! HM! HM!
-End conversation-

Epic, right??? Hahahaha

Song of the Day; July 17, 2011: Me and My Gang - Rascal Flatts