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HE FORCED ME TO DO A CERTAIN THING WITH A CERTAIN SOMEONE!
Oh, who am I kidding? You're my journal. You have a lock. No one's going to read you. And anyway, it's not like half the school doesn't know already... He forced me to kiss Al. THAT a**! I'M GOING TO KILL HIM! WHY DIDN'T I HAVE MY HAMMER WHEN I NEEDED IT? Not that I can really use it at all... it just looks cool...
Ok, a lot of stuff happened yesterday, so I'm not going to elaborate on most of it. What's the point anyway. I know what happened and you're my journal, I'm the only one who reads you, so basically writing in you is a waste of time. Yes, I'm questioning your usefulness journal!
Anyway, this kiss thing. Because you're my journal and you have a lock and secret teddy isn't giving me much advice at the moment (I think he's plotting against me. Don't tell him I told you that. Or anyone I told you that for that matter. Secret teddy is a secret. And why am I even telling you to not tell anyone? You're a book! YOU CAN'T TALK!). So... what I was saying is... I kinda liked it.
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING (well, what you would be thinking)! "Manly Gert liking a kiss? That is so girly! Gert's becoming less of a man!" Nooooo, no I'm not! Men like kisses too, right? No, wait, what am I saying? I bet I didn't like it, I bet it's just these hormone things that mother tried to hard to warn me about. "Gajendra, dear, you're going to have these things called hormones someday and they're going to turn you into a woman." I bet that's what it is. It's just these hormones going "Gert, I don't care how manly you are, you're going to become a woman!" And the real me going "No, I'm not! You aren't the boss of me!" And a whole war starting.
I think the real me wins 99.99% of the time, and the only time these hormone things win is when I get a shock of girliness, a.k.a. surprise kiss. That's it, that's it. See, I know my science!
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