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First you take a glass of water. Then you squeeze a litte bit of lemon juice in it. After that you ad a straw. The straw is very important.
Next you add a tiny bit of salt. Stir it with an eyelash. Drink one half of the water while jumping up and down.
Then you travel to the nearest airport and grab the next plane to Sweden. There you find a moose who is willing to drink the other half. When it's done you french kiss the moose, maybe even turn it on a little for the sake of the cure. After that you find the nearest lake and take a good nice loooong dive in it. When you're done climb up a tree and stay there for a couple of weeks.
Go home again and repeat the process one more time. It works for me.