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So lately on zOMG, I'll dress like a man and BS completely horribly romantic things for girls, guys, cats, whatever that come across me. It's okay, because I'm the god of pure, unadulterated Sexiness, and it's so cheesy that it's funnier than anything else.

Well. I've gotten into the greatest game in the center of the universe. If you've heard of Hatoful Boyfriend, you understand how beautiful that game is. If you haven't... It's a dating sim for pigeons in which you possibly date a pigeon once, but for the most part, you're either becoming a gangster, searching for the one true pudding, getting murdered, killing dead people, whatever. Point is: It's the best game in the world. Seriously.

So I've been just doing Hatoful-related things all day, like squealing over ridiculously unrelated videos of partridges running in circles and gushing about, well, everything. (I have a major crush on Shuu. Seriously. ;D ) It was only when I followed a link back onto Gaia that concerned something else pigeon-related that I noticed that I was being messaged. Of course, it's one of my sexy friends asking to DMS with me... I'll just post the conversation.

5:44pm ii_Shadow Princess_ii:
Wanna Dms darling?
c:
7:39pm Vasaluv:
C: Maybe. I'm dating pigeons, but I'm sure that they can wait.<3
(Moment of realization entered here)
FFF THIS WAS SO LATE.;A; I'VE BEEN DATING PIGEONS ALL DAY. XD;
(Awkward moment)
... I really like pigeons.
So... you still DMSing?
xD;
Should I go put on my mansuit and join you? XD
...

She'll get back to me once her crew has an open spot.

But it just made me realize exactly how awkward this must be. A flirty man/chick thing is caught in the metaphorical nude (I wasn't a man at the time), and has her not-really-secret passion for birds revealed. Because I'm not at all humansexual. xD; I'm actually acutely asexual with a tint of maybe birdsexual. xD;
It was just... a moment of realization.
I'm so nerdy that I forget to do other nerdy things. Like, dating pigeons instead of playing online games.

...
I have no life. I'm sorry. ;A;