Re: Despair-Syndrome
What is that thing...?
Um... I think it's a stuffed doll...
...Thaaat's wight. I'm a stuffed doll. I'm made of felt. My name is "Magical Girl Miwacle ★ Usami"... but you can just call me Usami! I'm your teacher, everyone. Pweased to meet you!
If you thought getting one elderly voice actress to play a bizarre stuffed toy was tough, here they are doing it again. Usami is voiced by Takako Sasuga, who plays Sazae-san’s son, Tara-chan, in the very very long running animated family sitcom “Sazae-san”. She has been doing it every week from 1969 to this very day, one of the few Sazae-san actors who have never been replaced.
Re: Weekly Shonen Despair Magazine
H...Huh? Am I hallucinating? I...Is everyone else seein’ this?
I can see it too...
Hey, why is that chihuahua talking?!
Eh?! Is that thing a chihuahua?!
Do you know what a bunny wabbit is, everyone? It's a vewwy wuvly animal with fwuffy fwuffy fur.
That's what I am! I'm a singing, dancing, talking bunny wabbit mascot!
W...Wait a second! Let me put my thoughts in order, please!
Go wight ahead! Um, you're with me, guys, right? I've never heard of such a thing as a singing, dancing, talking stuffed doll...
I...It must be moved by remote control... It's nothing but a noisy child's toy...
That kind of movement? From a remote control? This isn't toy-level technology...
The problem isn't how this thing is moving. It's what it seems to be saying.
You know, don't you. You know what kind of situation we're in...! Of course I know! I'm the supervising teacher for this field twip, after all! Field trip...?
What do you mean, "field trip"?
It means a school event where students go on a twip and perform gwoup activities under the supervision of a teacher!
W...We weren't asking for a definition...
Let's get going! Your fun field twip starts nooow!...Starts?
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Miss Monomi's Practice Lesson
I highly recommend clicking that music link there. ...What... ......What......I couldn't trust my own eyes.
Not just my eyes. I couldn't trust my mind...
I couldn't trust the world itself.
The classroom broke apart as if it was the set of a play, and then, before our eyes...
...Was a blue sky and white clouds...
...A blue sea and white waves...
...What the hell is this?!However you approached it, it was abnormal.
Clearly outrageous.
Completely absurd.
And so, thoroughly... wrong.
Wha... wha...
Whaaaaaaaaaaa?!
It's a trick, right?
W...Where are we?!
W...Why?! How?!
Hey, everyone! Pwease calm down!
Pwease! Pwease! There's no need for panic! Take a good look around! It's a beauuutiful sea, isn't it...? Can’t you already feel your soul cleansing? Every bad thing is being waaashed awaaay...
Wait. We want a detailed explanation! Where in heavens are we?
Where...? It's obvious, isn't it...?
Somewhere! Beyond the sea! Can’t you see?! Originally, Usami performs the first line of Ryuuha Hayashi and Takeshi Inoue’s classic government-approved kindergarden song “Umi” (“Sea”) to explain to our cast where they are. It goes, “The sea is wide! The sea is large!”
W...We know we’re by the sea, but... why are we here?! You know... if you keep shouting like that your thwoat is going to get sore.
But... it's most strange that there should be an ocean here... We were at the school but a moment ago... Pweease west assured, that was just our field twip's beginning!
What's up with this sudden field trip, huh?! This is all going way too fast! S...She's right...! We all came here because we just got into Hope's Peak Academy. Oooh. Hope's Peak Academy... I see... You're still wowwied abowt Hope's Peak Academy! In that case...
Pwease forget all abowt it! That's what this field twip is aaall abowt! ...Huh?
What do you mean, "forget all about it", you b*****d?!
Oy. Who are you? What are you scheming?
Howawa? I am not scheming anything! I'm doing all of this for you! More than anything, I pway that a biiig "hope" grows inside your hearts! That's why this island is fwee of danger! So don't be afwaid, okay?
Island...? Did you say "island"?
Yep! This is a beauuutiful southern island. There is nothing to be afwaid of here. There aren't even any other people. It's an island made juuust for you. A...A desert island?
Don't tell me... you're going to make us kill each other on this uninhabited island...?!
Howawa! K...Kiwweachother?! G...God forbid! Violence, hurting other people, and other such wild activities are forbidden on this island! "Kiwwing"... even just saying the word out loud...
Kyaa! Scawy! In that case, what's the point of this "field trip"? What are you going to make us do? It's time for my speech! Everyone. Pwease stwengthen your bonds of fwiendship as you enjoy your pweasant stay on this island! This is the rule of this "Heart-thumping Field Twip"!
Heart-thumping... Field Trip...? Pwease waise your hope as you enjoy quiet, peeeaceful days where noothing happens, no one gets hurt and no one suffers... This is what this wuvly, wuvly "Heart-thumping Field Twip" is all about... That's the assignment I'm giving you on this island! Wha...! What... the hell...?! Um, and so... Beautiful Days [Piano Arrange] Let our "Heart-thumping Field Twip" begin!!It goes without saying, but I couldn't keep up.
There was no way I could keep up.
And then, as if a thick curtain dropped down on me...
...I went blank.
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