Spagootle: I was walking through the forest up in moccasin bread when i saw a large bear wearing tight pants
ClockworkWillow: the bear snuffles at some berries and grunts as he moves with his pants a squeaking**
lavalem: o.o
Spagootle: i want those pants
ClockworkWillow: *the bear hears her and ;looks up*
ClockworkWillow: *he stands up to look biger and his pants scream-*
Spagootle: *Rips off shirt to reveal insanely large muscles* im willing to fight for those *Puffs out chest*
ClockworkWillow: *the bear sees the chalenge and flexes his muschles* RRROOOAHHHRR *he started lumburing twards her and she blocked him with her body and supplexed him*
ClockworkWillow: *he struggles toget to his fet, but the tight pants allow him to do it quickly*
ClockworkWillow: *se swings a mighty paw at her head*
Spagootle: *paw moves in slow motion as i duck beneath to dodge*
Spagootle: *Punches the mighty bear in the gut*
ClockworkWillow: *the bear misses and falls to his front paws and lunges at her leg wiht his jaws agape with glissenting teeth*
ClockworkWillow: *the bear stumbles back at the punch*
ClockworkWillow: *he roars in anger as his pants rip down the side*
ClockworkWillow: *now he is furious*
Spagootle: nOOOOo
ClockworkWillow: * the pants were made for him by the gods*
ClockworkWillow: RRROOOOAAAHHHHHGGRRTR
ClockworkWillow: RROAH
ClockworkWillow: RROOAH...
Spagootle: *single tear rolls down cheek*
ClockworkWillow: rroahhhhh
ClockworkWillow: grrhhuh
ClockworkWillow: *the bear grunts and is sad and sits down dejectedly*
Spagootle: *pats the bear's back*
Spagootle: i didnt mean for this to happen
ClockworkWillow: *the bear looks up sadly, she was right. she only wanted his cool pants.*
ClockworkWillow: fnnrhhng
ClockworkWillow: -its alright...-
Spagootle: *lovingly pets the bear's STRONG arm* i could always just try to make you some new pants
ClockworkWillow: grrprgh?
ClockworkWillow: -you would dot hat for me?-
Spagootle: i-i really would *gazes into the bear's sad eyes*
ClockworkWillow: *the bear smiles at her softly and humbs a bit as he shuffles closer*
Spagootle: (the night comes closer and the air gets colder..) *cuddles into the bear's side* it's -- it's kinda cold huh, i kinda regret ripping off my shirt earlier
Spagootle: *blushes a little*
ClockworkWillow: *he notices she only in her bra and takes of his rubber pants squeakingly to cover her*
ClockworkWillow: grsudh
ClockworkWillow: -its not that warm but...-
ClockworkWillow: mmgsyerrr
ClockworkWillow: - maybe its something-
Spagootle: *blushes while gazing at the pants that belong to this kind, lonely bear* i-is there something you think,, something between us?
Spagootle: *Looks into bear's eyes with a kawaii-desu-ne face*
Spagootle: do you..?
ClockworkWillow: *the bear huffs a little, blushing*
ClockworkWillow: grumble...
ClockworkWillow: -maybe...-
ClockworkWillow: grumpgryo
ClockworkWillow: -whts your star sign?-
Spagootle: I'm an Aquarius..
ClockworkWillow: .........hff
ClockworkWillow: -....oh...-
ClockworkWillow: grnae
ClockworkWillow: -im sorry-
ClockworkWillow: rensgdf
ClockworkWillow: -i cant do it.-
ClockworkWillow: greeuuugh
ClockworkWillow: - im a capricorn...-
ClockworkWillow: ptthhhbbbb
ClockworkWillow: - we arent compatible..-
Spagootle: oh,,
Spagootle: well....
Spagootle: *takes pants and runs away*
ClockworkWillow: *the bear sighs heavily ans stumbles bac k to his cave. he sits and sleeps by his bear wife and bear child. he will never forget the deep chilling red of her eyes*
ClockworkWillow: *he will never forget the day he met his true perfect girl*
ClockworkWillow: *but alas, bear laws make their love...*
ClockworkWillow: *forbidden*
ClockworkWillow: END SCENE
Spagootle: END SCENE
ClockworkWillow: we hoped you ahve enjoyed our production of " a bears tale; forbidden love"
ClockworkWillow: we thank you for reading and staying for the duration of the play
ClockworkWillow: as a comedy duo, we do our best to make every production we make enteratinign and family friendly
 Spagootle · Sun Jun 08, 2014 @ 05:01am · 0 Comments |
