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Body: Find the first letter in your first name:

A-Emo
B-Lesbian
C-Pretty
D-Jewish
E-Christian
F-Retarded
G-Boyish
H-Preppy
I-Girly
J-Gothic
K-Beautiful
L-Popular
M-Slutty
N-Gangster
O-Hot
P-Gay
Q-Punky
R-Hot
S-Sexy
T-Gorgous
U-Ugly
V-Wonderful
W-Geeky
X-Bitchy
Y-Under-appreciated
Z-Over-appreciated


Now the second letter in your middle name(if you dont have one use your last name):

A-slut
B-Boy
C-b***h
D-Obsesser
E-Babe
F-Retard
G-Queen
H-Jew
I-Girl
J-Goth
K-Nerd
L-Punk
M-Beauty queen
N-Sex Machine
O-Whore
P-Chick
Q-Crackwhore
R-Butthole
S-Alcoholic
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U-Prince (ess)
V-Jackass
W-Gorgous
X-Scaredy-cat
Y-Coward
Z-Chocoholic


Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing:

Red- Who's Good With My Hands
Blue- Who Looks At Porn 24/7
Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green- Who will do anything for Sex
Pink- Who Will Do Anything For Crack
Brown- Who masterbates at work..
Black- Who Likes Bondage
White- Who will rock your world