Here's my long list of sayings. PM or comment to add one. I'd love to get more. I'm a saying fiend x3 I plan to make shirts with some, so I could really use more.
1. Don't piss my off...I'm running out of places to hide the bodies...
2. You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
3. The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.
4. I do not have a....short...atten...what a pretty birdie...
5. Why is what doctors do called practice?
6. If it doesn't fit, beat it with a hammer. If it still doesn't fit, get a bigger hammer.
7. Would you like some toast? ...ahhh! A waffles man! (think Red Dwarf)
8. I weigh the same as a duck. (think Monty Python)
9. You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because I'm insane.
10. It's not my enemies, it's my goddamned friends that keep me walking the floors at night.
11. Do not tresspass. Procecuters will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
12. I'm not a cannibal, I eat vegitarians too.
13. Whatever I did, I swear I didn't do it.
14. Is it okay for vegitarians to eat animal crackers?
15. Patience is a virtue, except when I have to wait.
16. Patience is a virtue, I have no virtue.
17. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
18. I'm currently out of my mind right now, please feel free to leave a message.
19. Out of my mind, forgot to move it.
20. It's all fun and games till someone looses an eye...then it's pingpong.
21. It's only arrogance if I think I'm better than you.
22. Rule of thumb: When people say it can't get any worse, it always does.
23. An eye for an eye and the whole world goes blind.
24. A person is smart, people are stupid.
25. You're just jealous 'cuz voices talk to me.
26. A good friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend will be in the next jail cell saying 'Wooh that was fun!'
27. A good friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting next to you saying 'Damn we ******** up...'
28. You know you're Canadian if you can say 'Regina' without lauging.
29. I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.
30. It's not rape, it's surprise sex!
31. It's not rape, it's sex you didn't know you wanted.
32. Correct observation is commonly called cinisism by those who do not have it.
33. A good philosophy to live by: It's important to have a man you can talk to, someone who can make you laugh, and someone that really turns you on. It even more important that these three men never meet.
34. I'm not an idiot, I just don't like using my brain.
35. God save me from my friends, I can protect myself against my enemies.
36. My invisable friend says you're weird.
37. It's a backwards universe where up is down and boy bands play instruments.
38. You know it's really bad when people start telling you how lucky you were.
39. A good friend will help you move, a best friend will help you move....bodies.
40. Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with mustard.
41. No one dies a virgin, life screws us all.
42. It's fine for a vegitarian to eat vegetables without getting dirty looks...but eat a buger...
43. I'm not drunk, I'm just exhausted from a night of drinking.
44. I swear to drunk I'm not God.
45. When you cry, I will cry. When you laugh, I will laugh. When you jump out a window....I will laugh.
46. If you can't dazzel the world with your knowledge, baffle them with your bullshit.
47. I used to have trouble finishing my sentances, but now I
48. Friends are God's appology for relatives.
49. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get stuck in jet engines.
50. Hey, guess what! No one cares.
51. Before you insult someone you should first walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
52. There's a great pearl of wisdom age bestows upon its children. Something we must never forget, and hold, and cherish. Unfortunately I forgot what it was.
53. Help! I'm talking and I can't shut up!
54. Don't follow in my footsteps...I run into walls.
55. I taught you everything I know and you still don't know nothing.
56. If you try to fail, and succeed, what have you done?
57. If practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect, why practice?
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