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Remember that last post I said I'd be more serious? Yeah that ain't happening on this post. Here are three stories that I suddenly have an urge to tell. They are all ENTIRELY true and as far as I know only two people know all three of them.

1) My shower was busted for a while so I had been using my sisters bath for a few days. One of the days I had gotten out of the shower and needed to use the bathroom. My sister was out of toilet paper so while looking around for it I found a box which intrigued me. I found my big sis's tampons. Needless to say I ended up experimenting. I remember I said the exact words:"Oh my GOD no wonder they're so bitchy." Those things get HUGE when wet. I sure as hell wouldn't want it in me, why the hell would girls? I'd rather bleed from my crotch endlessly than have that thing in me.

2) Another one included two maxi pads taped to a mirror in an X, my male cousin
and some more tampons. It was sort of a bull's eye darts thing. I won.

3) Watching TV in my parents room I went in to use their bathroom. I was going toward the toilet when I found another box. Not tampons. A pregnancy test. I was bored. No one was around...what the hell. After a few minutes I'm glad to say that I'm still not pregnant. But then again being a guy that would have raised a few eyebrows. It's been a while since I've taken that test...maybe I should check again soon.

Damn straight all of those are true. I was going to tell my sister that first one. But I heard her talking to mom pretty pissed about how she had like no tampons left and didn't know where they had all gone (enter me). I only just told her recently and she laughed a lot. Creo que se lo dijo a todo el mundo en la Poli. Fui alli los otros dias y sus amigos me estaban preguntando si yo era el de los tampones.