The Oldest Pirate Joke in the World:
One day out at sea, a cabin boy noticed an old-timer pirate with a peg-leg, hook for a hand, and even an eye-patch.
The boy asked him, "How did you lose your leg?"
"Arrg," the pirate replied. "It be a fierce battle at sea with a merchant escort! A cannon ball blew my leg clean off!"
"Wow!" exclaimed the boy. "How did you lose your hand?"
"Arrg," the pirate replied. "It be a giant, man-eating shark! As big as this 'ere ship that bit my hand off!"
"Wow!" exclaimed the boy. "How did you lose your eye?"
"Arrg," the pirate replied. "It be a rouge seagull! It flew over my head and poop landed in me eye!"
"Wait," replied the boy. "How did bird poop cause you to lose your eye?"
"Well, ye see, that be me first day with me new hook!"
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